bootyhunter: (paul)
an ass man (butt also, just an ass) ([personal profile] bootyhunter) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas 2022-06-26 02:05 am (UTC)

[Dandy has barged his way into the suite and has a pack of melting ice cubes sealed in layer of plastic bags. He bangs on Jonathan's door repeatedly.]

Open up, ya ding-dong!

All of this ice is gonna melt, and then it'll look like somebody pissed all over the floor!

Give me a chance to explain myself, why don'tcha? God!

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