[Jonathan is currently experiencing the realities of an unfortunate truth that Dandy himself has yet to acknowledge. The alien hunter would probably count flirting in a list of his top ten favorite activities, having once cited it as coming to him just as naturally as breathing. Now, when he's in the so-called "Dandy zone," firing onslaught after onslaught of shitty pick-up lines, Dandy's luck is pretty terrible.

But when he's trying, when he's sincere about something-]

Tch! Don't do that.

Don't pull that passive aggressive, pansy-poo shit with me, okay?

[It can still come off as flirtatious.

That's just the Dandy way, baby.]

I'm here because I wanna be. Hell, I even slugged ya 'cause I thought I was lookin' out for ya! The Mayor's cracked down on you more than once! What if he had decided to make an example out of you, huh?

[Dandy pushes Jonathan's hair from his forehead, then away from either side. He's mostly checking to see if there are any other injuries. How's Jonny-boy's face looking?]

You've gotta learn to listen to reason. I know it ain't fair! It sucks, big friggin' time, baby!

Uggggh.