[That is absolutely one-hundred percent true, re: everyone from the future being sexually open, but that doesn't mean Dandy is getting any!
The surfing cosmonaut's nose curdles like spoiled milk, and he almost considers punching the doorknob, but this whole situation is his own damn fault. This isn't the Aloha Oe, and things are certainly not fine. The Undertaker's words from the other day are true- Any sign of violent behavior would not bode well for the future.
In all honesty, Dandy wants nothing more than to storm out of here and be left to his own devices.
...But where would he go? His room in this sunken place is nothing like his actual home: A bizarre, cluttered array of vaguely Hawaiian and titty-themed tchotchkes with only a couch and hammock for refuge. QT isn't here to constantly be vacuuming up his messes, and even Meow's routine uselessness is being sorely missed, although Dandy would never ever admit it out loud.]
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The surfing cosmonaut's nose curdles like spoiled milk, and he almost considers punching the doorknob, but this whole situation is his own damn fault. This isn't the Aloha Oe, and things are certainly not fine. The Undertaker's words from the other day are true- Any sign of violent behavior would not bode well for the future.
In all honesty, Dandy wants nothing more than to storm out of here and be left to his own devices.
...But where would he go? His room in this sunken place is nothing like his actual home: A bizarre, cluttered array of vaguely Hawaiian and titty-themed tchotchkes with only a couch and hammock for refuge. QT isn't here to constantly be vacuuming up his messes, and even Meow's routine uselessness is being sorely missed, although Dandy would never ever admit it out loud.]
I know, stupid!
'S why I'm here.
[Still muttering:]
You've really pissed me off.