[can u fucking believe he's actually going to be mature about this shit for once... sort of]

So you two never...

[Dandy mimes the gesture of putting a single finger into a hole.]

...Yikes.

[Some time passes before he speaks next.]

Well, hey...

I know things seem glum, chum! But bein' a baby daddy isn't outta the question just yet! You're still here. Alive and kickin'! And whiny, baby. Yeesh.

I know you'll think I'm nuts for holdin' onto the idea that there's still a way outta here, but... There's always a chance that things'll change for the better.

Even if it's tiny. Don't let go of it, though- Then that slim chance goes buh-bye.