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an ass man (butt also, just an ass) ([personal profile] bootyhunter) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas 2022-06-30 03:43 pm (UTC)

That's what I said! Doo-Doo-head.

[That is also wrong!]

Look, I'm always down to help in any way I can! Actually, feel free to stare, baby, 'cause I'm good lookin' and I sure as hell know what Dandy's capable of cookin'!

[He chuckles, the shitty man shtick finally peeling backwards, if only for a second.]

What's life if not a jumble of messy blips and farts in the space-time continuum? The least we can do is hold each other's hands and tug each other through the worst of it!

And I've got a strong grip.

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