I know he said it was mostly random, but doesn't it seem like there must've been some kind of... guidelines?

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None of us are very young, and even those who're older are either magic or a Cypertrodian or somehow otherwise in their prime. We're all capable of certain things, in other words. [Work. Or murder.] There are twice as many guys as women, too. And if there are as many non-human people out there as you and Miss Joy and Dandy-sir make it seem, then isn't it weird that so many of us are just human?