[If he ever misses one, it can be used as evidence in a trial.]

Of course I wouldn't! [He plays up the mock offense, but then grins.] Not yet, anyway.

[He's been pretty alright to Misfire so far. Worst case scenario, right now, he calls him those things to someone else in a show of laddish endearment. His good, merciless, buddy Seo Dawon.]

I'm not going to question where or how I meet your standards, and instead trust that you see a value in my irreverent wit that no one else here does.