[Hagakure, meanwhile, grins at the opportunity to talk about his job! It's his livelihood, after all.

He pulls out his crystal ball to toy with it in his hands while he talks.]

Well, I can tell ya it works.

[Wink!]

But more than that, you'd be surprised by how relieving it can be to speak your woes and learn that it'll get better! Or worse, but hey. At least you know!

[Just go to therapy and not a fortune teller, people.]

Most of my fame comes from my ability to predict the future, though, not palm readin' or any of that.