[Oof, he is turning so damn red that he can feel his own cheeks burning. Dandy has been hoodwinked by his own horny personality! For once, he really just meant luck and not *fuck and (ing). Both of his long, Gumby-ass hands fuss with his pompadour, and while the hairdo temporarily fluffs up a bit, as soon as he lets go it seems to set right back in place. Weird???]
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