["The bathysphere is kind of lewd", haha. She would point at something every week and comment it was highly erotic]

My partner Date would have been just as bad...but perhaps he would have gotten us out. Whenever he sees a porno magazine he gains superhuman abilities -- and I'm aware there's one somewhere in this city.

[ways to break the murdergame: give date a porno mag. everyone will be out within a minute]