Oh hell to the yeah!

Don't worry. I've given him enough heart attacks for one day, so it's safe to say that he's definitely outta here by now.

[Dandy hopes the poor thing is sleeping.]

Which brings us to the very breast of this very important conversation, baby.

So!

I've been wondering.

[you know in fma when the gate opens and shit

this is like that, but worsed, it's a gate of cursed and nsfw information]

Do vampire asses have fangs on 'em too? Y'know! Like one sharp little toothy guy on either side, cheek to cheek.