Yoooo, gimme a break, wouldja? I'm really bustin' my chops over here!

[Mostly because cold, hard desperation would absolutely work for Dandy, butt u kno...]

Say it ain't so, big guy! I always had a feelin' you were a little down in the dumps about yourself but this is just depressing.

[dandy, pls, watch ur words, i-]

You've got friends here! I'm around, aren't I? That's me and soooo many more. Someone'll come along and be down for all of your wild jibber-jabber, and then you two can get down to metal spear joustin' eventually.

You're not so bad! Is what I'm sayin'.

Also, there's somebody for everybody. The universe [and all of its analogues] is a big place!