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nandor hand hook car door ([personal profile] fuckingguy) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-07-13 05:25 pm

plan all your moves in advance (week 5 meeting)

[ So, it's Wednesday, and we're having a meeting in the bathroom of the bowling alley.

Jonathan is the one who initially attempts to set said meeting up, and perhaps that's how you found out about this! But while he's putting the gathering together, his efforts come up against (read: are viciously hijacked by) several other people's similar ideas, and, somehow, this ends up organically manifesting itself. No invitations are sent; word of mouth serves instead. If you aren't given warning ahead of time, by Wednesday afternoon, it's kind of a gimme; many of the people still alive are suddenly absent, and of those who remain, at least two are actively suggesting everyone else head over to the bowling alley bathroom. Zinda's methods are probably less Like This, but Nandor's... ]


Bathroom safety meeting! Bathroom safety meeting, everyone! Follow me, please, we are having it in a more amenable space.

[ And he will absolutely not take no for an answer and keep following people around until they comply, so unless you slam the suite door in his face (valid), the path of least resistance is probably just going! The bathroom, once you show up, is a far cry from the garden party or even the changing room get-together on week 3. Dandy and Misfire (?) have instruments, which they are playing annoyingly, but that seems to be about it as far as outside preparations go. ]

Good; that is all of us, and now we can begin. [ Whether this is actually all of them or not is irrelevant! He clears his throat. ] As you may have realized... there is no bathroom safety meeting. That was but a ruse, crafted to conceal our secret meeting, and now we are going to discuss what we have discovered over the past two weeks and how we will go about unleashing utter destruction on Fontaine.

[ You also might simply be in the bowling alley already and need to use the restroom. That is entirely possible, and if so, tough luck. ]

So, uh, what have we got?
bootyhunter: (131)

nsfw and i am sorry

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-07-13 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately, Dandy is the kind of guy who undoes his belt immediately after opening the bathroom stall door and-]

...What are all of you babies doin' in here?!

[Is now going to aggressively zip up his pants now!!! Fuck! But he still needs to empty his infernal hornboy cavities...]
hotpaprika: (3)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-13 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The Undertaker and I ran into some peculiar folks while investigating the theatre. They claimed to be our allies.

[He strangely does not seem particularly excited about this news.]
hotpaprika: (4)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-13 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Dandy, please! There are ladies here!

[He is also actively covering his face god help him.]
specialyellthing: (Harley Harley catch a quick body)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-13 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[covering the eyes of any of the girls close to her and/or nandor but she's lookin disrespectfully---]
specialyellthing: (My heart is racing with sensation)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-13 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You ran into some folks?
hotpaprika: (10)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, they comprised of a man and a woman. I haven't the faintest idea where they came from, but they told us that that they were opposed to Fontaine.

...

They did not seem particularly interested in providing any immediate aid, however.
sastruga: (087)

[personal profile] sastruga 2022-07-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[thank you zinda for sparing her from this]
inaclearing: ([ alpine larch ])

[personal profile] inaclearing 2022-07-13 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So, um...I've found a lot of things since we last had one of these, but has anyone else noticed that Fontaine's probably living above that garage in the theme park?
hotpaprika: (9)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-13 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pauses, looking around. He shouldn't suggest this, but...]

Is... is there anything stopping us from ambushing him there?
specialyellthing: (He's just too fast!)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-13 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Yeah. I was plannin on breakin that window soon.
bootyhunter: (242)

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-07-13 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been kinda out of it this whole damn week, man!

[Then he groans, shoving his horrible Gumby fingers into his pockets.]

Uh, maybe?! I probably wasn't listening, though...
sastruga: (007)

[personal profile] sastruga 2022-07-13 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that against the rules?
bootyhunter: (169)

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-07-13 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
SORRY, SORRY...!!!

[He is actively embarrassed.]

I MAY ALSO BE A LITTLE DRUNK?!

[This may or may not be a lie.]
specialyellthing: (They finish last)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-13 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say?

I'm a rule breaker.
sastruga: (073)

[personal profile] sastruga 2022-07-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And if breaking the rules gets you punished? Then what?
inaclearing: ([ green alder ])

[personal profile] inaclearing 2022-07-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Brett shrugs.]

The rules, if we don't get him fast enough? I'm sure he's prepared for the possibility.

[.....]

I did steal one of his plants though.
specialyellthing: (Men in tights come after you)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
dullshooter: (get a load of this guy)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-07-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look Misfire’s still standing guard banging a triangle or whatever but he needs to stick his nose in too.]

Wait - there were people here to help us and you just let them go?
sastruga: (005)

[personal profile] sastruga 2022-07-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So... there's still people here.

If they're not intending to help, then what do they want?
bootyhunter: (84)

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-07-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, for real?

[Are Dandy's hands still on his zipper, all signs still point to yes...

He blinks a couple of times.
]

What a sicko. You think he likes clowns? Liiiiike... Unironically?
dullshooter: (from the back)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-07-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Throw me!

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