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nandor hand hook car door ([personal profile] fuckingguy) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-07-13 05:25 pm

plan all your moves in advance (week 5 meeting)

[ So, it's Wednesday, and we're having a meeting in the bathroom of the bowling alley.

Jonathan is the one who initially attempts to set said meeting up, and perhaps that's how you found out about this! But while he's putting the gathering together, his efforts come up against (read: are viciously hijacked by) several other people's similar ideas, and, somehow, this ends up organically manifesting itself. No invitations are sent; word of mouth serves instead. If you aren't given warning ahead of time, by Wednesday afternoon, it's kind of a gimme; many of the people still alive are suddenly absent, and of those who remain, at least two are actively suggesting everyone else head over to the bowling alley bathroom. Zinda's methods are probably less Like This, but Nandor's... ]


Bathroom safety meeting! Bathroom safety meeting, everyone! Follow me, please, we are having it in a more amenable space.

[ And he will absolutely not take no for an answer and keep following people around until they comply, so unless you slam the suite door in his face (valid), the path of least resistance is probably just going! The bathroom, once you show up, is a far cry from the garden party or even the changing room get-together on week 3. Dandy and Misfire (?) have instruments, which they are playing annoyingly, but that seems to be about it as far as outside preparations go. ]

Good; that is all of us, and now we can begin. [ Whether this is actually all of them or not is irrelevant! He clears his throat. ] As you may have realized... there is no bathroom safety meeting. That was but a ruse, crafted to conceal our secret meeting, and now we are going to discuss what we have discovered over the past two weeks and how we will go about unleashing utter destruction on Fontaine.

[ You also might simply be in the bowling alley already and need to use the restroom. That is entirely possible, and if so, tough luck. ]

So, uh, what have we got?
inaclearing: ([ arbor vitae ])

[personal profile] inaclearing 2022-07-13 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither do I. I've been talking to her, actually... [He shrugs.] Maybe it just happens sometimes.
visiblepattern: (025.)

[personal profile] visiblepattern 2022-07-13 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you put horrid things in the skincare? There ought to be a law.

[...FORREST.]
specialyellthing: (My motivations are)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-13 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
People break laws.
bootyhunter: by <lj user="kommsussertod"> (20)

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-07-13 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Freaky.

See, those guys are always weird in the head!
hotpaprika: (2)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-13 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
They were a man and a woman with light brown hair and remarkably similar beige suits and matching green ties. They had an air about them that seemed like they knew a lot about this place, but seemed content with keeping those secrets to themselves for the time being.
visiblepattern: (025.)

[personal profile] visiblepattern 2022-07-13 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What about skincare products in a spa seems as though it ought to be off-limits? If we start operating on that sort of logic, none of the food we've been provided is safe, either.
hotpaprika: (9)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-13 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
W

Why on earth is the machine giving us such weaponry?!
inaclearing: ([ alpine larch ])

[personal profile] inaclearing 2022-07-13 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[........................WAIT A MINUTE -]

Does the clown have a name?

[please be the joker - or please don't be? he's not actually sure]
sastruga: (029)

[personal profile] sastruga 2022-07-13 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it loaded?
buriedstar: (π₯𝐯 πŸ“πŸ‘)

[personal profile] buriedstar 2022-07-13 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Then let's shelve that plan for now.
bootyhunter: (245)

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-07-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If it's some variation of HonkHonk or SmileyGuy, I'm out.
hotpaprika: (4)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Th-that's not a clown! That's a murderer with a peculiar gimmick!

[What the fuck what the fuck]
pairtner: (axiom inquiry)

[personal profile] pairtner 2022-07-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

[Not that it will stop Aiba from feeling like she has some sort of common sense superiority here, haha. Don't be smug, Aiba]
specialyellthing: (Green Arrow has heroic traits)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The Joker
specialyellthing: (Too bad sometimes)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That's most of the murderers I deal with, Champ. They love a bad theme.
hotpaprika: (10)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-13 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
... Dear God, should we be concerned about what Fontaine puts in the food we eat?
sastruga: (045)

[personal profile] sastruga 2022-07-13 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Maybe you should give it to Blake-san.
dullshooter: (paragon of sensitivity)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-07-13 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch, much?

[You didn’t need to come for him like this Aiba.]

…But honestly, not a bad idea.
specialyellthing: (He's just too fast!)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-13 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[can he say no to this face?]
pairtner: (adios idling)

[personal profile] pairtner 2022-07-13 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's still salty over the dart to the eye and the bowling ball incident, haha]

I'm all about having good ideas.

[Statement that's proven false by the aforementioned bowling ball incident]
visiblepattern: (012.)

[personal profile] visiblepattern 2022-07-13 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I sincerely hope not?

[why was today the day he decided that crawling out of his room was acceptable. why this all the time.]
dullshooter: (i say we run)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-07-13 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He dings the triangle.]

…Is anyone thinking about arson? Because I’m thinking about arson.

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