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unknownseas2021-02-13 06:30 pm
scouserer) wrote in unknownseas2021-02-13 06:30 pm
(too late) you're at the party
[Well, it's safe to say that trial fucking sucked. Therefore, some sort of afterparty is in order. Constantine is admittedly not good at throwing parties without some sort of liquor or other drug involved, but that's where Data and Sylvando guide him.
First order of business--invites. Upon returning to your rooms, crumpled pieces of paper have been taped to the doors. Written in poor handwriting is the following:]
meet at the lounge
bring whatever you want
[Simple, but effective. The lounge itself has been livened up a bit with Sylvando's help. Some nicely patterned fabric has been draped around on the tables to liven up the place a little, and snacks from the café and vending machines have been placed out for people to peruse.
A few supplies from the first aid room have been gathered, as well, for those who may need it. But perhaps the help is unnecessary, as tomorrow will likely bring another New Years Eve. And with it, another week of despair and frustration.
But for now, they can forget about that and pretend that all that matters is the present.]
First order of business--invites. Upon returning to your rooms, crumpled pieces of paper have been taped to the doors. Written in poor handwriting is the following:]
bring whatever you want
[Simple, but effective. The lounge itself has been livened up a bit with Sylvando's help. Some nicely patterned fabric has been draped around on the tables to liven up the place a little, and snacks from the café and vending machines have been placed out for people to peruse.
A few supplies from the first aid room have been gathered, as well, for those who may need it. But perhaps the help is unnecessary, as tomorrow will likely bring another New Years Eve. And with it, another week of despair and frustration.
But for now, they can forget about that and pretend that all that matters is the present.]
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Absolutely~! I promise I'll find it just as disgusting.
[So yep. He's absolutely going to create a second abomination?? There isn't even any hesitation. We're both gonna die.]
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...Well, it's not like he's going to get cavities from this, anyways, what with the time loop.]
On the count of three, then.
[He waits for Yeager. He is absolutely waiting for Yeager to take the first sip so he can laugh. But maybe that's what Yeager is also counting on?]
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Would you like to do the honors, then?
[...yep, that's exactly the plan.]
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[He moves to 'drink' from the cup, careful to keep his mouth closed as he does so. He eyes Yeager to see what he does.]
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...Which just gets him to burst out laughing, okay.]
Oh dear. I suppose there's no pulling one over on you, hmm?
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'Course not. I'm a bloody magician--you can't exactly trust our word, now can you?
[Parlor magicians are basically paid to lie to people, anyways--and people like it.]
We could always leave these out for the next sorry sap to sample.
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[There are obviously some Shady ones, but they're usually researchers and very well respected!
But anyway, that's hilarious and Yeager nods at that.]
I'm sure someone will be curious enough to take that risk~
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Ah, mages are just nerds. Always goin' on about how you're supposed to use magic or stuff. You don't see me stuffed in a library for decades to dedicate myself to the idea of learning magic.
[Experience is the best teacher, after all!]
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[this sounds like bullshit but no, vesperia is just Like This]
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Bloody hell. Listen, I enjoy a good book or two, but I need a bit of fresh air sunshine on me shoulders in order to thrive. Half of 'em act like if you shone a spotlight on them, they'd wither away!
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Literal cave-dwellers. You really can't make this shit up.
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