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Lt. Cmdr. Data ([personal profile] ltcommandroid) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2021-02-20 08:28 pm

it is a funeral.

[Well. That was certainly something.

Emotions are clearly high, so for once, Data steps out of his helper role and takes on the brunt of organizing the after-trial gathering. He's seen enough of them by now to know what's what. He's also seen more than enough in this particular trial to decide that the bar, while possibly being the most logical location, may be distressing to some! So instead, we're gonna do something different. Data will deliver invitations, that sort of look like a computer printed them, to each of the rooms:]



Please come to the ice cream parlor if you would like company at this time.

- Data


[Everybody likes ice cream!

There are no decorations, but there are some snack selections from the buffet and the cafe, depending on what you want, and a tray or two of mixed drinks courtesy of Jimmy Buffett. Data and Parker are both here. If you're sad, you may pet Parker (probably). If you're too depressed to make your own fancy sundae, Data will do it for you (definitely).]
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[personal profile] magycks 2021-02-21 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Why am I not surprised? Well, let's hear the idiot's version.
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[personal profile] queceracera 2021-02-21 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I'm not vegan enough to know any of that astral project-y Ouija mumbo jumbo.

[The astral plane exists in Scott Pilgrim and it's stupid.]
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[personal profile] magycks 2021-02-21 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
—okay, but really, can you just explain the vegan thing? Because every time you make one of your oblique references it somehow sounds more stupid, and I'm not looking forward to it reaching critical mass.
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[personal profile] queceracera 2021-02-22 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Vegans have superpowers, because they're just better than everyone else.

[He says this with an air of "duh."]
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[personal profile] magycks 2021-02-23 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Idiotic, but sure, why not? Couldn't you just... become one?
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[personal profile] queceracera 2021-02-24 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
No, you have to go to Vegan School and be a certified vegan otherwise you don't get powers. Plus if you ever do anything even kinda not vegan-y the Vegan Police will come and de-power you.
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[personal profile] magycks 2021-03-02 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
... What's their stance on yeast?