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Lt. Cmdr. Data ([personal profile] ltcommandroid) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2021-02-20 08:28 pm

it is a funeral.

[Well. That was certainly something.

Emotions are clearly high, so for once, Data steps out of his helper role and takes on the brunt of organizing the after-trial gathering. He's seen enough of them by now to know what's what. He's also seen more than enough in this particular trial to decide that the bar, while possibly being the most logical location, may be distressing to some! So instead, we're gonna do something different. Data will deliver invitations, that sort of look like a computer printed them, to each of the rooms:]



Please come to the ice cream parlor if you would like company at this time.

- Data


[Everybody likes ice cream!

There are no decorations, but there are some snack selections from the buffet and the cafe, depending on what you want, and a tray or two of mixed drinks courtesy of Jimmy Buffett. Data and Parker are both here. If you're sad, you may pet Parker (probably). If you're too depressed to make your own fancy sundae, Data will do it for you (definitely).]
scythegun: (FAKE ⇝)

[personal profile] scythegun 2021-02-21 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[listen it's okay jimmy buffett, surely constantine knows what he's doing!!!]

You really have been here since we returned, huh? Are you going to be able to make it back to your room?
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[personal profile] scouserer 2021-02-21 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[that is a lie, but thanks for the vote of confidence anyways, yeager.]

Sure am. All I have to do is sit here for midnight to strike and I'll be back in my room. No walkin' needed.

[See! He's thought it all out.]

S'like Groundhog Day, but worse, because everyone else remembers shit and nobody comes back to life.
scythegun: (OKAY ⇝ "regaey" is yeager backwards)

[personal profile] scythegun 2021-02-21 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ur welcome!!]

Hah, that's certainly fair enough!

[Though he does make a face at the second part of that.]

I wonder if it would be easier to just forget everything that happened the week before... Well anyway, hopefully you won't have a hangover when you wake up next!
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[personal profile] scouserer 2021-02-21 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
The one saving grace of this bloody place.

[He eyes Yeager for a moment.]

You ever watched Groundhog Day? 'Course you haven't. Listen, if we ever get something that'll let us watch nineties movies, we're gonna watch Groundhog Day.

[It seems like most of the drink is doing the talking at this point, not Constantine.]
scythegun: (NOD ⇝)

[personal profile] scythegun 2021-02-21 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Where I come from, we don't have "movies".

[He gets the general idea by now, so that's close enough!!]

I'll hold you to that, though! I do want to see what a groundhog has to do with this. Or why a groundhog gets its own day.
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[personal profile] scouserer 2021-02-21 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
S'an American thing or something. I can't make any sense of it. Every year on February 2nd, a bunch of geezers wearing top hats drag a groundhog out of its hole and pretend to speak with it and if it sees its shadow that means there's another month of winter or...or whatever. Fuck if I know.

[He makes a vague gesture with his hand.]

All a bunch of bullshit for people to stand around in freezing cold for hours just to see what a goddamn rodent has to say about the weather.
scythegun: (OKAY ⇝ "regaey" is yeager backwards)

[personal profile] scythegun 2021-02-21 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That... is by far the strangest thing I've heard here. Which is quite impressive, honestly!

[That one's a joke, right. That's gotta be a joke. No one would actually do that.]
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[personal profile] scouserer 2021-02-21 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's always the bloody Americans, I swear to God. Only they could come up with a holiday that has them worship a literal rat.

[guess yeager will find out when they actually go and watch groundhog day!!!]

Shit--we might've already passed February 2nd if this stupid ship didn't keep--keep resetting over and over again.
scythegun: (FAKE ⇝)

[personal profile] scythegun 2021-02-21 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[he will get to learn the secrets of these rats.......]

I'm guessing that's the date this little... celebration occurs on?
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[personal profile] scouserer 2021-02-22 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Constantine nods, a weary expression on his face.]

Sure is. Again--not a goddamn clue why.