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unknownseas2021-02-20 08:28 pm
ltcommandroid) wrote in unknownseas2021-02-20 08:28 pm
it is a funeral.
[Well. That was certainly something.
Emotions are clearly high, so for once, Data steps out of his helper role and takes on the brunt of organizing the after-trial gathering. He's seen enough of them by now to know what's what. He's also seen more than enough in this particular trial to decide that the bar, while possibly being the most logical location, may be distressing to some! So instead, we're gonna do something different. Data will deliver invitations, that sort of look like a computer printed them, to each of the rooms:]
Please come to the ice cream parlor if you would like company at this time.
- Data
[Everybody likes ice cream!
There are no decorations, but there are some snack selections from the buffet and the cafe, depending on what you want, and a tray or two of mixed drinks courtesy of Jimmy Buffett. Data and Parker are both here. If you're sad, you may pet Parker (probably). If you're too depressed to make your own fancy sundae, Data will do it for you (definitely).]
Emotions are clearly high, so for once, Data steps out of his helper role and takes on the brunt of organizing the after-trial gathering. He's seen enough of them by now to know what's what. He's also seen more than enough in this particular trial to decide that the bar, while possibly being the most logical location, may be distressing to some! So instead, we're gonna do something different. Data will deliver invitations, that sort of look like a computer printed them, to each of the rooms:]
Please come to the ice cream parlor if you would like company at this time.
- Data
[Everybody likes ice cream!
There are no decorations, but there are some snack selections from the buffet and the cafe, depending on what you want, and a tray or two of mixed drinks courtesy of Jimmy Buffett. Data and Parker are both here. If you're sad, you may pet Parker (probably). If you're too depressed to make your own fancy sundae, Data will do it for you (definitely).]
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[Constantine stabs his sorbet with his spoon.]
So, the plan is eat yourself sick...and then what?
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...Apologize? To everyone. If not tonight, then throughout the week, before...something happens again.
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[He stabs the bowl again, a little more aggressively this time, before resting both hands on the table.]
We know the bastard's name and face. His days are numbered.
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[But. Hm, yeah, dunking on Cap'n Jack is a good change in topic.]
...Why did he seem to have metal on his face, anyway?
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[Says the man who almost never apologizes for anything, but....]
He might have had surgery or...or some sort of cybernetic enhancements. I dunno. Guy that self-centered, I wouldn't be surprised if he just replaced his entire face or something.
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[He doesn't have a tail though. So obviously he can't swim deeply in the water. Maybe if they just toss him overboard...!]
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[Constantine scratches his chin.]
I'm wondering what his day job is. Clearly, he had to have some sort of money to put this together, didn't he?
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[Constantine raises his spoon to the ceiling, pausing for dramatic effect.]
Ultra-capitalism and the dangers of having too much money to throw around and making a stupid murder cruise for your own mysterious purposes. Whatever they may be.
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...Sylvando once told me that the best way to get back at the Captain was likely to generate large bills for him to pay. Would that still be applicable now that we know for certain that our Captain likely has a lot of money?
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Constantine scratches his chin, thinking it over.]
Y'know, I'm always for greatly inconveniencing a bastard like the Captain--if we only knew where to send the bill to.
[A pause.]
Though, I guess sinking the ship would probably be the greatest expenditure to him.
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[Sink Jack's ship? Sure. Sink it while they're all on it? Bad idea.]
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[only occasionally so!!!]
If he didn't cut corners--which I'm sure he did--there has to be a...a rescue boat or something on here. Or, maybe Jack went and kept one, but only for himself.
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Keeping a rescue boat for himself seems to be a very him-like thing to do.
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Okay, new plan--we free Davy Jones, find the rescue boat or whatever the equivalent is, then sink the ship with the Captain on board. Any holes that I'm missing?
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No, I think that is a very sound plan.
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[She just. Raises her bowl a little for a cheers. Cheers?]