Welp We're Here and That's What Matters

[ahelpingpaw]

[Perhaps it's tradition by now, he doesn't know. Still, he does send a note to everyone some time after the trial. Simple and to the point:]

Because everything on this ship is awful, I think a drink is needed. Come get some at the bar, it'll do you some good as long as you don't drink too much

Filbo (pawprint)

[Indeed, if you come to the bar you'll find there's one of everything. Filbo seems to have asked literally every drink he knows or has at least heard about, and lined them up from the most mellow to the strongest. There's one of each, so it's limited, take yours before it's gone! Or...ask Jimmy Buffett for more, he's right there.

Should he be encouraging drinking? He's not completely certain, but he had to do something! And this is as good as anything -- not festive because this is no time to be festive, but also social enough to encourage coming.

This will do.]

Comments

[silentscout]

Can we stop people from killing each other? That seems like the best way to stall.

[He's sill salty about how murders keep happening every week.]

[scouserer]

[Constantine lets out a harsh laugh.]

You know as long as Jack keeps giving us those shite motives, it won't stop.

[Listen, he's salty too, but....]

You'd think people would, you know, not kill people on a weekly basis. It's pretty easy outside of this ship, usually.

[silentscout]

It must really be getting to everyone then, if they keep falling for it. Murdering for a motive is stupid, it will never work.