Yeah, I used to hear that a lot at this one bar my friend Eleanor took us to in Australia. The guys there were super nice, I got so many free drinks! [You can practically hear the single fruit fly buzzing around in the empty space in his head.]

Oh yeah! I’m Jason. [He extends his hand in greeting, the friendly grin on his face mirroring the one in his profile picture near perfectly.] And you’re… [He glances at the profiles on the wall, searching for the picture that matches the man he’s speaking to.] Johnny Harker!