bathymetric: (Mayor Fontaine)
Unknown Seas Mods / NPCs ([personal profile] bathymetric) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-06-12 03:53 pm
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Ladies and gentlemen, your mayor...

True to the word of the random pieces of paper next to your desks, at exactly 1:30PM New Rapture Standard Time, there's a chime on all radios in the whole area - and there are a lot of radios. Both the portable radios you've all been issued and speakers all over chime before a pleasant woman's voice calls out to all of you, slightly tinny and distorted.

Greetings, prospective citizens! Please make your way to the lobby for a personal address from Mayor Fontaine! Presented by Fontaine Futuristics, where we bring your present into your future!

Upon everyone's arrival into the lobby of the hotel, several televisions set into the walls light up with:



Until, after a few moments, the screens flicker and cut to the face of... someone, in silhouette, just like the rest of Rapture. There are no features to make out, though, as the top of a huge leather armchair raises above their head.

Mayor Fontaine is watching.

When the Mayor speaks, the speakers seem to have trouble getting it out. There's heavy distortion and static over it, but the voice seems clear enough - male, from the sound of it, and slow and purposeful. A thick Bronx accent, for those of you with a New York to compare it to.

"So. Welcome to New Rapture. I got some things to say, but I'm gonna bet if I just open the floor to questions they'll come up and it'll save us all some time. But to cut a couple off at the pass, so to speak: yer not leaving, this is real, et cetera. Now, ask me some questions, would you kindly?"
chemicalromance: (With your glass ceiling walls and floor)

[personal profile] chemicalromance 2022-06-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[There's an amused sort of huff from over here.]

I've never had so many people care about... that when it came to thinking of me.
bootyhunter: (113)

cw: restroom nonsense, i am truly sorry 4 this, not piss play tho

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-06-13 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
FOR SHAME!

[If only he were as heated about getting out of here as he is about getting some...]

What kind of vermin have been lollygagging around your precious behind?! Only fools would mistake a diamond for mere dookie, neglecting real treasure just because they can't see past your pale, mildly frigid exterior!

[hello??? have u ever felt held hostage by a tag u have yet 2 finish, this is me rn]

But don't worry, baby. The truth is out there, and some of us have got our peepers popped wide open!

[For the "truth????" The lengths some will go to, just for the sake of horniness...]
chemicalromance: (Everything you have earned is a ship)

[personal profile] chemicalromance 2022-06-15 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Fascinatingly, this is the first thing that seems to set Eleanor on edge - just briefly, hands tightening around that helmet. It fades, eventually, once it becomes obvious.... whatever this is.]

...Very well.

[She, quite literally, has no idea how to respond to that.]
bootyhunter: by <lj user="kommsussertod"> (16)

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-06-17 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Enchante, madmoiselle! Have you never been charmed by the likes of a handsome guy with great hair and an even greater story to tell?

[He's clearly bluffing, mostly because if he's going to be asked about it, Dandy will be prompted to make up most of his life story on the spot.]