Week 1

[bathymetric]

Good morning, New Rapture. A new day is dawning.

There may not be much light to differentiate the days here, but the lights of the part of the city you're in change enough by the clock that you can almost believe there's a sun somewhere. It looks like Mayor Fontaine has no intention of going back on his deal, and for the time being? You're all stuck here. But there's plenty to do, and... maybe not plenty to see, but there's enough. There's something, at any rate.

Especially if you're willing to look beyond the surface.

And if you spend enough time around others, you might find something neat!

No matter what, it's time to start getting to know your fellow captives. You might be here a while.




MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
FRIDAY | SATURDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to the first week of Unknown Seas Round 3! We're very excited to have you. Please make sure to mark any investigation toplevels accordingly, and you can reach either Mayor Fontaine or Eleanor for conversations! ]

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garden

[buriedstar]

[ That sure is a lot to take in? Seo Dawon looks over at Dandy, an amused smirk playing on his lips. ]

Is that all it takes to win your trust?

[bootyhunter]

[Ooh... That's the kind of smile that makes his temples throb.]

Answer the question, wise guy.

Or I'll wipe that shitty grin right off your damn face.

[Dandy is incapable. He's a weakling.]

[buriedstar]

Hmm...

[ Is the consideration to the threat or the question?

]

I prefer my peaches sweet.

NSFW, IM SO RRY GOD

[bootyhunter]

Holy space macaroni.

[Cue donkey braying sound effects-]

You too? Huh. I would never have guessed.

[DON'T DISCUSS EATING ASS SO CASUALLY??? HELLO!!!]

You seem like the kinda tool who'd prefer tits.

buries my face in my hands but its good! this thread is pure and wholesome (not)

[buriedstar]

Don't judge a book by its cover.

[ He may look the part of a tool with his full suit and suit vest, and it's very possible he is one but he has never been a man to shy away from anything or anyone he wants in his life. ]

So, do I pass?

[bootyhunter]

Pass?

[There's an anime style glint that flickers in his right eye, before he clenches both fists and makes an unseemly breathy sound, tilting his chin towards the sky. Boy oh boy, he's grinding his teeth.]

It's only a pass if you're tellin' me the truth, the whole truth, and nothin' butt the truth Freaky-Deaky Eyes! The ass-

[insert pause for the ~dramah~]

Is no laughing matter.

The ass... Is everything.

[buriedstar]

[ There's an eyebrow raise cause really, this is so much. Not that Seo Dawon really seems to mind, cause there's an open smile that follows after a light huff. ]

Seo Dawon. And I don't lie about what I like, or want, I just take it.

[bootyhunter]

Haaaah.

[Dandy closes his eyes to the point of squinting, then rubbing a thumb over an alarmingly smooth chin.]

I guess that's the way to go, baby.

If you don't reach out for whatcha want, it won't just slip through your fingers, it's never gonna get close to your tingly little nubs in the first place!

[Tingly little nubs...]

I guess I'm the kind of guy who likes to reach for the stars, too.

[Quite literally, in some cases. Or at least in the Space Dandy Opening Theme footage...]

[buriedstar]

I wouldn't put it like that, but yeah, exactly.

[ You will never find Seo Dawon saying "tingly little nubs", probably. ]

In that case, you must have your eye on someone here already, right?

[bootyhunter]

[Oh, absolutely, although there's not too many options to choose from.]

Maybe! It's only been a couple of days.

[He's been telling everyone who they are, it's almost strange that Dandy is being cagey now...]

Why, do you?

[buriedstar]

Of course, I already have a noona.

[ The early bird gets the worm and so on. ]

i am CRYING

[bootyhunter]

WHAT?!

[Seeing as there is a scarcity of people Seo could be referring to...]

Jumpin' jehoshaphats on JUPITER! I gotta compete with the baby-faced bastards too?!?!

The week's barely even gone by, and I'm already losin' the battle for the booty!

sparkles i love this cr

[buriedstar]

Do I really look that young? [ This is the second time he's heard this and he's flattered, but still!! ]

I told you, if I want something, I take it.

[bootyhunter]

[He doesn't answer that question, because the answer is yes!]

Which one of the older gals is it?

[buriedstar]

Hild!

[bootyhunter]

You know she has kids, right?

[He'd be more angry if he didn't think that this guy was closer in age to Hild's progeny than Hild herself... Which is hysterical, because Dandy doesn't really appear much older.]

Figures. You two have got a pretty bad case of Restin' Evil Face.

[buriedstar]

What's that matter? Experienced women have their own kind of beauty.

[ Seo Dawon doesn't miss a beat so maybe he did know, or maybe he's the kind of guy who can roll with most things. He feigns injury, hand to his chest. ]

It's my eyes, isn't it?

[bootyhunter]

Your mouth also moves weird.

[Dandy grimaces.]

It's like it's sewn on! And some old, almost dead guy is pullin' a pair of strings that attach to either side.

Are you sure you aren't haunted?

[buriedstar]

That's a new one.

[ He's actually visibly thrown off by this??? ]

You really think I'm possessed by a ghost? Or some other kind of evil spirit?

[bootyhunter]

It's either that or a horny demon! You better hope that third horn starts workin' right.

[hello??? 911????]

Whoaaaaaa.

Maybe you two really are peas in a podperson-pudding.

[buriedstar]

Now that one I've heard before.

[ A sigh into an easy smile. ]

I'm not a pea or a demon. And you're the one who's going around asking everyone about their preference, so what does that make you?

[bootyhunter]

A private investigator.

[buriedstar]

I guess you can call it that.

[ In a matter of words... ]

I'm a guild master, for the record.

[bootyhunter]

Is that another name for one of those dungeons and dragons nerds?

Or it whatcha call a dude who hits people's fannys with a paddle in a GIMP mask...?

[buriedstar]

[ See icon. ]

Neither of those. I run a guild, which is a type of organization.