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unknownseas2022-06-12 09:33 pm
bathymetric) wrote in unknownseas2022-06-12 09:33 pm
Week 1
Good morning, New Rapture. A new day is dawning.
There may not be much light to differentiate the days here, but the lights of the part of the city you're in change enough by the clock that you can almost believe there's a sun somewhere. It looks like Mayor Fontaine has no intention of going back on his deal, and for the time being? You're all stuck here. But there's plenty to do, and... maybe not plenty to see, but there's enough. There's something, at any rate.
Especially if you're willing to look beyond the surface.
And if you spend enough time around others, you might find something neat!
No matter what, it's time to start getting to know your fellow captives. You might be here a while.
MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
FRIDAY | SATURDAY
[ ooc: Welcome to the first week of Unknown Seas Round 3! We're very excited to have you. Please make sure to mark any investigation toplevels accordingly, and you can reach either Mayor Fontaine or Eleanor for conversations! ]
There may not be much light to differentiate the days here, but the lights of the part of the city you're in change enough by the clock that you can almost believe there's a sun somewhere. It looks like Mayor Fontaine has no intention of going back on his deal, and for the time being? You're all stuck here. But there's plenty to do, and... maybe not plenty to see, but there's enough. There's something, at any rate.
Especially if you're willing to look beyond the surface.
And if you spend enough time around others, you might find something neat!
No matter what, it's time to start getting to know your fellow captives. You might be here a while.
MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
FRIDAY | SATURDAY
[ ooc: Welcome to the first week of Unknown Seas Round 3! We're very excited to have you. Please make sure to mark any investigation toplevels accordingly, and you can reach either Mayor Fontaine or Eleanor for conversations! ]
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[He's grinning at poor Dandy.]
Would you say it's accurate?
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[He pauses briefly, thrusting his head back to take a good look at whatever's above them.]
Give or take a few words, sure! Yeah.
[If anything, he doesn't sound too insulted or bothered.]
Don't really get why they're out here givin' our heights and weights out to people, though. I mean, what if you're a gal who's workin' on her figure? That's personal, baby.
Wonder why they couldn't pin down mine. Then again, their machines are probably leakin' jellyfish out the wazoo, so it's no big deal. I've looked the same for as long as I can remember.
[Which isn't very far, but.
It should be noted that he's always looked this way. That this version of him has always looked just like this, physically speaking.
And it's been a long, long time.]
It's not like it's anything I could tell ya off the top of my head. Besides, it doesn't matter anyway. I look good! So, why worry about it?
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[Some of how he's worded things rings kinda weird. "I've looked the same for as long as I can remember"? Still, so much of everything since Obi woke up here has been weird, and so much of Dandy is weird, he just shelves it as yet one more Potentially Interesting Thing on the Potentially Interesting Things bookcase in his mind.]
My guess is it's cause the pictures are mostly chest-up? Hard to get a read on size just from that. Overall, I mean.
[Of course, when you've got pictures from the chest up, there are some sizes you might be able to estimate.]
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[He ignores discussion of the suspicious detail in order to milk the fact that somebody other than Dandy himself has managed to say something nice about him. There's no way in all the cosmos that this man deserves Obi's steadfast kindness.]
See, I'm awesome! One of the coolest dudes in the intergalactic, feisty fishin' pool. And I know that, but how is everybody else supposed to know that if they don't get with the program!
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Maybe... it's the nature of true greatness to lie unseen until the time is right? You know, like royalty traveling their kingdoms in disguise, or treasure buried where you least expect. You just gotta hang in there until you're discovered!
NSFW, V NSFW
All I want in life... Is for some cutie to take me on an intimate boat ride, just the two of us... And give me some support-
[Oh, he's worthy of sympathy, alright- It's a miracle that anyone alive could feasibly survive with such a large amount of non-functional brain matter. Also, that sounds a lot like their situation in this place, except-]
With all two of her amazing, built-in floaty parts.
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[Obi slaps his thigh as he laughs, then waves his hand at Dandy in an apologetic way, though he's still grinning.]
Sorry, sorry. I've just never heard anyone put it quite like that before. "Built-in floaty parts..." Snrrk.
[He settles again and puts a hand over his heart.]
It's a beautiful dream, Dandy, sir. I hope it buoys you up in these deep, dark waters. I mean, that's twice the reason to get outta here, right?
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[Oh he'd be "bustin'" something, alright...]
And, if thoughts could suddenly poof-bang-BOOSH into rocket fuel? Why, I'd be blastin' off this very minute!
[Let's be thankful that he's not.]
Have you ever heard of the magical place that is Boobies, my friend?!
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[He darts a quick look around, and makes two cups of his hands, and gently mimes a couple curves in front of his chest.]
...the all-embracing general case.
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It's the best intergalactic breastaurant that money can buy!
Money and God!
[-lessness, or whatever it is.]
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[To stave off the laughter, Obi covers his mouth, then leans in closer and asks:]
Is that really a thing? There are places really called that?
[Listen, bordellos and such surely exist in his world, but a breastaurant?]
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[It's a good thing Obi is so good-natured and polite, otherwise there's a good chance he too would abandon Dandy and perhaps decide that in this killing game, this man should be the first to go.]
BooBies. It's the ultimate oasis in space.
A place... Where thirsty travelers from all over the cosmos congregate to quench their parched, crusty lips... While gazing upon the greatest treasures of the universe!
CURVES!!!
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I wanna go! I wanna see it!
[He sounds genuine about that, though likely more for the novelty than any lusty horndogginess of his own. He straightens and mimes a toast.]
To BooBies!
[God. Probably he just likes saying it.]
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[He's mime-ing that toast enthusiastically right back!]
If we manage to make it out of this place, maybe I'll take ya one day.
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famous last words, watches dandy get rolled for death #1
No takebacks.
Alright then, BoObi(e)! [It's Obi!!!!]
You've got yourself a deal! Let's do our best to make it out of this place alive!
[He holds out a pinky- Oh, how delicate.]
Makin it to the oppai-oasis? Totally worth riskin' life or death, baby, trust me. It's the bomb!
No, Dandy! DO IT FOR THE BOOBIES
You got it, Dandy, sir!
[He gives their joined hands a solid up-down pump.]
No better way to celebrate life than a drink for our thirst and a feast for the eyes, and nothing better to look forward to, either!
and end thread here?
Boobies, boobies, boobies, yeah!
[Watch him die next week.]