Week 1

[bathymetric]

Good morning, New Rapture. A new day is dawning.

There may not be much light to differentiate the days here, but the lights of the part of the city you're in change enough by the clock that you can almost believe there's a sun somewhere. It looks like Mayor Fontaine has no intention of going back on his deal, and for the time being? You're all stuck here. But there's plenty to do, and... maybe not plenty to see, but there's enough. There's something, at any rate.

Especially if you're willing to look beyond the surface.

And if you spend enough time around others, you might find something neat!

No matter what, it's time to start getting to know your fellow captives. You might be here a while.




MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
FRIDAY | SATURDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to the first week of Unknown Seas Round 3! We're very excited to have you. Please make sure to mark any investigation toplevels accordingly, and you can reach either Mayor Fontaine or Eleanor for conversations! ]

Comments

[dullshooter]

[Misfire nods, and gestures to the penguin in a very professional manner.]

Please, go right ahead.

[fuckingguy]

[ Thoughtfully patting it on the head... ]

Yes, very soft. But Scoot the Soft, you know, it's kinda... [ Eh! ] What is another good word for it?

[dullshooter]

Completely understand, you don't need to explain to me.

[And he doesn't!]

Scoot the...uhm...hmm... [He clicks his tongue trying to think of something.] Tender? Not the right kind of soft, buuuut maybe he has a good heart?

[fuckingguy]

Scoot the Velvety...? [ He instantly makes a face, still patting the penguin on the head. ] No, that's also shit.

[dullshooter]

When has anyone described something as velvety?

[Misfire shakes his head.]

Scoot the…uh…[God, how many synonyms are there for ‘soft’?] Disarming? He’s disarmingly soft.

[fuckingguy]

I have, occasionally, but that is neither here nor there.

[ Hmmmmmm. ]

This is true. It will assist him in cutting down those foes who underestimate him.

[dullshooter]

[Misfire squints for a second. He considers something and very tentatively dips his metaphorical toes in.]

...You do realise he's not alive right?

[fuckingguy]

... Yes, Misfire, I understand that he is just a fake stuffed animal with no living foes or personality. I am trying to have fun with it.

[ At absolutely no point was this clear! ]

[dullshooter]

If you spent time with the same people I do, you'd understand it's a reasonable concern.

[And with Nandor he finds it difficult to tell what's going on in there.]

So...are we settled on Scoot the disarming?

[fuckingguy]

I mean, I personally am not ruling out finding a better word later, but as it seems like we will just be going in circles otherwise...

[dullshooter]

Of course. Names are temporary. Subject to change. That’s how it goes.

[He bangs his hand on the table like a gavel.]

It’s decided! We hereby declare you Scoot, The Disarming. [He pats the penguin.] It was a long and difficult journey, but I think we all came out of it better people.

[fuckingguy]

[ intoning in a low voice right after misfire says it: ] Scoot the Disarming.

[ Baptism (but like, a dark evil kind so he doesn't need to hiss about it) completed! He nods approvingly. ]

And now that is done.

[dullshooter]

Woah. I got chills.

[That must, surely, make it official.]

Gotta say, I didn’t peg you for the ‘cute and fluffy type’, Nandor.

[If he knew the term ‘gap moe’ he would surely use it here.]

[fuckingguy]

Okay, I am not cute. Sometimes I am fluffy, but that is different.

[dullshooter]

…When are you fluffy?

[fuckingguy]

[ When he's a bat! ]

You know... normal times.

[dullshooter]

[Nothing pains me more than to be playing a character that, in this moment, would not be able to make a joke about furries.]

…Riiight. [He’s leaving that one. He doesn’t need to know.] Don’t worry - I wasn’t calling you cute. You’re leagues away from that to me. In fact, this whole interaction has just increased that distance.

[okay now that’s just unnecessary.]

I just thought it was funny that a guy known for relentless pillaging could also be smitten with a cuddly bird.

[fuckingguy]

Uncalled for... Hey, is that the thanks I get for helping name a bird for you?

[dullshooter]

You had fun with it, don't start acting like you didn't.