Joy's off the list! She's only into other ladies and looks too much like a kid for my liking.

[He says that but if he didn't know... -.- he's just butthurt tbh]

Hild's hot but she's got a babe-a-licious baby floatin' around the cosmos somewhere, and she's probably even hotter! [dandy doesn't know for sure that hild has a daughter, this is all in his imagination] And Zinda's cute as all hell, but when were together I didn't feel any-

[He snaps his fingers several times to illustrate.]

Fireworks, baby.