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unknownseas2022-06-25 05:33 pm
giddyundertaker) wrote in unknownseas2022-06-25 05:33 pm
Funeral Service for Adaman and Hodaka Morishima
[ An hour or two after the first trial's end, Hild and the Undertaker set out to invite as many people as possible to the Restaurant for the funerals of our dearly departed friends.
Why the restaurant of all places? Because there aren't enough chairs and tables elsewhere.
Indeed, some of the tables have been moved against the wall to make room for the seats. The chairs have been set up in four rows of six, like an improvised theater or a church. To the side, a small buffet has been set up courtesy of Obi, Mafuyu, and Hild. As for the main event? Two tables have been set up and decorated in black fabric and white flowers. In lieu of a live viewing, two drawings referenced from the profiles have been set up in the center of funeral wreaths... They're not the best, due to the artist's handicaps, but it does look like Adaman and Hodaka at least.]
Why the restaurant of all places? Because there aren't enough chairs and tables elsewhere.
Indeed, some of the tables have been moved against the wall to make room for the seats. The chairs have been set up in four rows of six, like an improvised theater or a church. To the side, a small buffet has been set up courtesy of Obi, Mafuyu, and Hild. As for the main event? Two tables have been set up and decorated in black fabric and white flowers. In lieu of a live viewing, two drawings referenced from the profiles have been set up in the center of funeral wreaths... They're not the best, due to the artist's handicaps, but it does look like Adaman and Hodaka at least.]
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Well, duh?
[For once, he doesn't sound like he means to offend.]
Hey, Aiba...
[Oh no. It is coming, no, nO...!]
Was that one-eyed guy your boyfriend?
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[Apparently Aiba is no optimist at all, hah]
Are you insane?! Of course he isn't! We're partners and nothing else, and I know way too much about his tastes.
[Hah, do you ever, Aiba]
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[He wiggles his fingers to accompany the horrifying sound-effect that follows.]
Bzzt-bzzt!
You're so, so angry! And yet ya still can't shut up about him, huh?
[Dandy, you started this conversation. This is your fault!]
Me-thinks the bionic lady doth protest too much!
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[Doth protest, hah]
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HATE IT HERE!!!!
Now that sounds like fun. ♥
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[How can people like Dandy exist, she really has to wonder]
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Technically, it has? But not in this place. We don't need to get into that.]
You're the one who can't seem to accept the truth! Why else would you be getting so heated, huh?
If it didn't mean all that much to ya, you'd have pulled a much smarter tactic outta your robot bum and brought up something else!
But here we are, stuck on the topic of Dada.
[IT'S DATE!!!!]
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[But you know what, he's right, she could have diverted the topic to another direction]
Are you like this with everyone? Trying to meddle with their hypothetical love lives?
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[That is also wrong!]
Look, I'm always down to help in any way I can! Actually, feel free to stare, baby, 'cause I'm good lookin' and I sure as hell know what Dandy's capable of cookin'!
[He chuckles, the shitty man shtick finally peeling backwards, if only for a second.]
What's life if not a jumble of messy blips and farts in the space-time continuum? The least we can do is hold each other's hands and tug each other through the worst of it!
And I've got a strong grip.
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[Thank goodness Aiba is so used to this sort of thing she can focus on the spirit of it. It's a nice sentiment, and probably the right one to face life with]