Week 4

[bathymetric]

Good morning, New Rapture. A new day is dawning.

Sunday arrives ahead of schedule again, bringing with it the creeping dread that this is just how this is going to go. Welcome to the murdergame cycle.

At least there's another section of the city available to you! This one even has some things to do without you having to make your own fun. Which also means there's more to find about this place.

There's still over 20 of you alive... maybe that's something to celebrate? It could be worse! But... at least one of you is an attempted killer, apparently. Either way, better keep talking if you want regains!



SUNDAY | MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to the fourth week of Unknown Seas Round 3! Please make sure to mark any investigation toplevels accordingly, post your ac, and you can reach either Mayor Fontaine or Eleanor for conversations! ]

Comments

[bootyhunter]

I'm not mockin' 'em, I'm just makin' a observation.

Look, it's okay to wanna be close to people.

I'm the same damn way! How do you think that happened, exactly? Tell me. I'd just love to hear your thoughts.

[There's a touch of sarcasm there.]

If it's any consolation, he kissed me first.

[hotpaprika]

"He"...

[He pauses on that, almost questioning.

However, he sighs as he picks up the sarcasm.]

I... I just wish I could take back what I said. I feel like I've ruined so much. I miss being able to look at you without feeling this pain in my stomach, and feeling like the most selfish person there is.

[bootyhunter]

Yeah, he. Don't ask me why I've suddenly caught the dude-bitin'-tude, baby! Then again, my last girl was from the fourth dimension.

[Meaning she was a fucking box.]

So, I guess I'm... Even more open minded than I originally thought.

Look, when I fall in love, I fall hard! I don't fight it.

[oops]

Look Jonny, there's no way you're the most selfish jerk there ever was, is, and/or will be! You're a grown man cryin' his eyes out, ch'yeah! But have ya killed anybody yet?

No!

[oh look who has Pointed Feelings about murder lmfao]

[hotpaprika]

It's hard to not try to fight it when the other doesn't...

[He cuts himself short. No, he shouldn't complete that thought.]

I... I suppose, but I wish I did not feel so strongly about everything. I have been feeling so lonely, and I feel so envious that others can experience happiness that I cannot.

I cried when Zinda told me she was dating Nandor, Dandy.

[bootyhunter]

Hell, if it was a couple o' weeks ago? I would've been right there with ya, man.

[Crying, he means.

DANDY!!!! THAT'S NOT HELPFUL-]

You should really try a feel-good, no-strings attached hookup. Just for the vibey-vibes.

How old is the fishy kid?

[IN HIS DEFENSE, HE DOESN'T KNOW]

[hotpaprika]

[There is unspeakable sadness in his eyes at the first part.]

Eighteen, I believe, but... I do not think he's someone I'd be interested in.

[bootyhunter]

Really? Aw, man! Coulda sworn he was single.

Then again, half the kids are or have got child brides in this place, so, what do I know?

Don't feel bad for tellin' me how you felt. Seriously! It's better that it's out there.

[Dandy also likes feeling desirable, but fuck him!!!]

[hotpaprika]

I am not sure he is but... I suppose I should not be going around to every man here hoping that one of them...

[Okay dropping that thought again.]

Is it? I still feel the same pain in my chest from before telling you. And now I feel like I've ruined everything, if not for you, for myself.

[bootyhunter]

Let me ask ya this, Jonny-baby.

Was Mimi [it's Mina] the first girl you ever asked out on a date?

[hotpaprika]

... Are you referring to my Mina? Y... yes she was. Why?

1/?

[bootyhunter]

2/?

[bootyhunter]

AND SHE ACCEPTED ! NOT JUST THE OFFER TO GO ON A LITTLE OLD-TIMEY RENDEZVOUS AROUND JOLLY OLD kRUMpET ToWN WITH YA-

3/?

[bootyhunter]

BUT YOUR HANDS! AND FEET, AND OTHER MONEY-RELATED STUFF AND THINGS.

In lifelong BONDAGE, BABY?!

4/4

[bootyhunter]

It's no wonder your expectations make no goddamn sense!

Do you know exactly how many chicks I've plowed through in my lifetime, pal? For each and every single one, there's been at least twenty who've kicked my ass to the curb! Many with their very, very pointy shoe-bottoms!

Pretty-faced, fancy-talkin', snotty-jobbed little...

Why I oughta...!!!

1/2

[hotpaprika]

[Jonathan recoils when Dandy starts yelling in fear. And, well, when he listens to what he says he feels even worse about this situation!]

I'm sorry! I really should not have said anything!

[Does he mean this conversation or the last one?]

2/2

[hotpaprika]

[-Wait what]

... You think my face is pretty?

[bootyhunter]

Yeah, dipshit! Don't act like you didn't know.

[he does not sound like he's happy about it!!! but hey now it's out there]

Shootin' your shot always comes with the risk of missin' bigtime, baby.

If you can't handle the heat, that's your problem.

Don't tell me you haven't got any fight left in ya! You survived a friggin' vampire's nest! Y'know!

That Dracu-LARP bastard. Draculoopy? Dracu... Lulu...

[hotpaprika]

I... I did not, to be truthful.

[...Why does he feel better about the rejection knowing that Dandy thinks he's attractive. A genuine blush is crossing his face.]

Count Dracula. I suppose I did not quite "survived" as much as I was kidnapped here. I wasn't due to be killed there until the end of June.

[God... he would be dead right now if he was back home.]

... Do you think the way I fight is even useful? I fear that I mostly get in other people's way.

nsfw

[bootyhunter]

Liar.

[He's just being a bully bc this... Tactic seems to be working, surprisingly.]

Liar! Pants on effin' fire, Jon.

Hey, we can't all be the suped-up, people-shaped versions of Swiss army knives! Look, don't spread it around, but all that guttin' people bullshit?

Sounds gross! I don't care for it.

Also, I'm glad I don't have to sleep with that kinda thing on my mind at night. I might be a booty and booty-obsessed little bastard, but at least the asses I fantasize about are all in one piece!

Or, well. Two pieces.

Cheeky ones.

[He makes a grabby hand motion.]

Attached.

[hotpaprika]

[Jonathan is once again burying his face in his hands.]

I-I'm not lying! I don't want to gut people either, but I think it's quite obvious that I'm not particularly helpful to the group.

[bootyhunter]

So we're the eye-candy, then.

[this is not even CLOSE to true, lmfao]

That's plenty of help! In the spankety-bankety depo.

[hotpaprika]

[The blind, absolutely confused.]

... What does eye candy do?

[bootyhunter]

Look pretty.

That was supposed to say he blinks this is what I get for tagging half asleep

[hotpaprika]

I... don't quite see how that helps fighting. Or at all.

[bootyhunter]

It means we help make miracles happen.

Like good lick- [NO!!!] I mean, luck charms.

[he says about two people who both got gotten in the end]