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unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
dullshooter) wrote in unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
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let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]
[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]
Hey LOSERS!!!
Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some
VANDALISM
[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]
kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!
P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)
[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.
When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]
Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.
[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]
Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
Hey LOSERS!!!
Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some
VANDALISM
[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]
kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!
P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)
[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.
When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]
Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.
[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]
Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
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[Misfire produces a spray can from one of his many ruffles and gives it a good shake. He’s glad to see Brett’s here and giving it a shot; this was kind of all for him, anyway.]
How do you feel? Invigorated with the spirit of rebellion?
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Yeah! Yeah, it's nice to all get together and do...I don't know, whatever the hell we want. Thanks for actually throwing this!
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[He starts painting something on the wall - MISFIRE WOZ HERE]
'Sides, I'm pretty sure doing this is a one-way ticket to giving up our graffiti rights forever, so don't go thanking me too much.
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[What better graffiti were they going to do, anyway?]
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[Misfire does a little hand gesture, the one with the forefinger and pinky stuck out, and keeps on with his low-effort graffiti.]
Probably literally. I didn't think about the combination of Jason, aerosols, and fire powers. Hope this is in your top ten ways to go.
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[Brett didn't think about that either until this exact moment.]
At least it might be quick?
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[He makes a vague hand gesture with an ‘ehhh’]
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I'm lowering my standards. Figure anything anyone does to me around here is gonna hurt, it's just a matter of how long.