let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[bootyhunter]

Sooo... 'S that his cousin then?

[giddyundertaker]

[ Shakes his head, still giggly. ]

Hee hee hee... No relation at all. These were old friends of mine, really.

[ You made him laugh hard enough, he'll give you this much. ]

[bootyhunter]

Old? Like old enough to be dead people?

[He is still a little wary but tbf Undie has proved that there's a bit more going on than meets the eye... Supposedly.]

Who ya befriended after putting them in the ground?

[giddyundertaker]

[ Okay, now that stops the laughter... Or at least causes him to scoff. ]

Mind you, I knew these people before they passed away! The couple is Vincent and Rachel Phantomhive, and that woman by herself is Vincent's mother, Cloudia.

[ Did you forget the Undertaker was also from the 1800's??? ]

[bootyhunter]

Aw, so they were your bosom [why tf is he wiggling his fingers like that, #cursed, #disgusting, #etcetera #etcetera] buddies. So you had friends! A surprising development, but hey!

[Dandy?! He has friends. He is close to Jonathan! This is fucking mean as shit and I am sorry Undie...]

You got any memories of some of the good times you all had together?

[giddyundertaker]

[ Let's ignore the implications here... ]

Yes, plenty of them.

[ ... And be as vague as humanly possible. ]

[bootyhunter]

So you're actually a sentimental kind of guy.

[Dandy makes a wistful sound. It's like a snort, only less spiteful.]

Huh.

Whoulda thought?

[giddyundertaker]

[ ... Smirk. ]

Who would have thought indeed.

[ He will go back to painting his friends here... Which includes what looks to be a child near the Phantomhive couple. Too early to tell which gender. ]

I used to have a chain of lockets I wore wherever I went, but I'd just lost it before coming here...

[bootyhunter]

Wow.

Sounds almost romantic when you put it like that- In the way where it's the, uh, emotional goopy-goop. Not the bumpin' uglies sort.

[Dandy thinks there's some real sweetness in that, keeping people's memories alive. He'd do it more often if he could remember.]

Do you miss 'em? All these folks?