let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[dullshooter]

Gotcha.

[Neither is Misfire. Let’s hope neither of them get access to anything flammable.]

Yeah…right…better not tell anyone about it, or I’ll get you.

But I really like the idea of setting something on fire right now.

[fuckingguy]

I would never, I swear this, even if it is very tempting. Maybe you should go... to the bathroom, sometime.

[ jesus christ ]

[dullshooter]

...Would you come with me? I get nervous. About falling in.

[What fucking code is this]

[fuckingguy]

[ Instantly forgetting his own code in favor of literalism: ]

Well, you are a giant metal robot, so I don't... [ ohhhhhhhh, right ] ... think, you know, that I could handle the task of fishing you out alone. Maybe everyone should come who is interested, just in case.

[specialyellthing]

[hey fellas is this gay]

[fuckingguy]

[ what's better than this, just guys being dudes, ]

[dullshooter]

[Nodding firmly.]

I'll put a call out. For fellow guys, that I trust...to come help me in the bathroom.

[specialyellthing]

[aw shit its gay]

[fuckingguy]

Yes, great. Excellent. We will reconvene later.

[ WILL YOU... ]

[giddyundertaker]

...

[ Now what the heck is this conversation even going? Even the Undertaker is staring in utter confusion. ]

[bootyhunter]

Whoa, dude!

[the irony of manwhore mcgee opposing to this is not lost on me don't worry]

I thought you didn't have the ports for that sorta thing.

[dullshooter]

It's not ports, it's -

[How to clue Dandy in without giving away the code?]

- about attitude.

[bootyhunter]

Uh, 'kay.

[Remember that he is stupid, Misfire.]

But you don't have the ports for the port-a-potty.

[i'm sorry that's technically a redundant joke

i just thought of it just now]

Tagging nsfw for the inevitable implication

[dullshooter]

[Misfire is also stupid. This is how we’re here.]

Think of…other stuff you can do. In the bathroom. With friends. And no one watching.

[bootyhunter]

[insert the apple loading signal here, only it's superimposed where dandy's face is supposed 2 be]

...But what if you like to watch, baby?

[dullshooter]

Maybe I don’t want certain people to watch.

[honeyedtea]

[ Mielle happens to pass by at this exact, terrible, moment and promptly drops her spraypaint can. ]

not here???

[buriedstar]

[ You ever hear a conversation our of context? Yeah, yeah.

He's just staring at Misfire with this face. ]