let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[inaclearing]

...yeah, not a window or wall, it's totally legal.

[Good job! Brett aims his foam dart pistol at the camera and fires - and misses, though it isn't like it would've done anything anyway.]

[sastruga]

Mm. I made sure to memorize the rules, so I know what's allowed.

I wonder if Fontaine-san was watching just now.

[inaclearing]

I hope so. Bet he just sits in some security room somewhere and watches us all day like a creep.

[sastruga]

It's probably the only thing he really has going for him, so I imagine so.

Well. We'll just have to make his viewing experience worse.

[inaclearing]

This might be the most entertaining thing we've done all week. We'd better take out all the cameras around here.

[There's probably a bunch on the exterior of the shops...Brett turns to look for another one.]

[sastruga]

Sounds like you're really getting into it now.

I guess Misfire-san had the right idea for once.

[inaclearing]

Yeah, it was a good idea! We talked about it earlier, but I didn't know he was gonna do all this.