let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[dullshooter]

That’s…a choice, for graffiti.

[Like go off but painting his friends was like…at the bottom of his priority list. The top was taken up by various rude and threatening slogans.]

Any particular reason?

[giddyundertaker]

[ Shrug. ] Just feeling nostalgic is all.

[ So he ignored the objective outright and committed art instead. ]

[dullshooter]

Eh, if I said there was anything wrong with that, it'd be pretty antithetical to the whole thing.

[Can't dictate self expression!]

I reccomend you write a rude word at least once. It's so liberating.

[giddyundertaker]

But what's the point of that? I'm already disrespecting property.

[ Being vulgar is one thing, disregarding authority is another. No need to do the first thing when you're doing the other. ]

[dullshooter]

[He shrugs.]

'Cause it's fun?

[giddyundertaker]

For you, perhaps.

[ He's having his own fun, seeee? ]

Would you rather I paint something morbid on the walls?

[dullshooter]

If only we knew what Fontie's head looked like, then we could paint it on a spike.

[Answer: yes.]

[giddyundertaker]

Hm... We do know how the silhouette looks... Perhaps it's feasible?

[dullshooter]

Worth a try! I mean, who else is it gonna be? The message sells itself.

[giddyundertaker]

Exaaaaaactly!