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unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
dullshooter) wrote in unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
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let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]
[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]
Hey LOSERS!!!
Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some
VANDALISM
[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]
kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!
P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)
[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.
When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]
Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.
[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]
Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
Hey LOSERS!!!
Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some
VANDALISM
[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]
kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!
P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)
[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.
When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]
Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.
[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]
Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
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Is "Bortles" German for "BOOTY?!"
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So what is?
disclaimer i don’t speak german i was illegally homeschooled there and never learned it
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Duh ass?
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How do none of you guys know who Blake Bortles is? He's the coolest! He ran 75 interceptions in 5 years with the Jacksonville Jaguars!
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[Its easy to tell from the smarmy grin and narrowed eyes that Dandy could care less about that information. He’s not a big enthusiast of American football- Instead, he’s more of a water sports kind of guy. 💦
Heartily, he will clap Jason on the shoulder. That is, if he’s not on fire.]
But why don’t we get down to what’s really important? Did that guy score with any cute cheerleaders or what?
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cw space dandy being space dandy
[NOT HIM MAKING A DISGUSTING GROWL SOUND I DON'T EVEN WISH TO DESCRIBE THIS JUST KNOW IT HAPPENED.]
Mreow.
So, tell me, Jason. How many Jacquelines are there in Jacksonville? And have they ever heard of-
[anime theme music plays-]
Space Dandy?!