let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

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[bootyhunter]

[Dandy is hard at work spray-painting something round. Something lumpy! Is it a heart or a butt? You decide!]

[pairtner]

[It's a butt and you can't deny it. There's Aiba, flying with her helicopter rotor and observing it]

Is this supposed to go together with the EAT ASS Yasuhiro wrote, or is it a stand alone piece?

[Thanks, Aiba]

[bootyhunter]

WHO TOLD YOU?

[Dandy whips his head around so quickly you'd think his neck was going to snap. Sorry, he heard "Yasuhiro" and "together" in the same sentence and got
a little paranoid.]

Was it Joy?!

[pairtner]

[Oh my god Dandy]

There was no need for anyone to tell anything. It's plain to see just from looking.

[bootyhunter]

Really? D-damn, S-shit...!

[He is looking from side to side and backing away now, having totally misconstrued the situation... #TEAMHANDY]

[pairtner]

Is it truly something to be so panicked about?

[Aiba hasn't caught on why Dandy is so startled, haha!]

[bootyhunter]

Welp! That depends.

[Air hisses out from between gritted teeth.]

How many people've figured it out? As long as Jonathan doesn't know, we should be good.

[pairtner]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Dandy, but it's not subtle. I believe if Jonathan thinks about it for a minute he will catch on.

[This is a trainwreck of a conversation]

[bootyhunter]

Well he doesn't think!

Not really. Not most of the time!

We'll be fine.

[pairtner]

You shouldn't insult Jonathan's intelligence so flagrantly! This kind of thing existed in his time, Dandy! [And way before that, horny graffiti is a tradition as old as time]

Besides, it's not that much of a problem if he figures it out. [Aiba shakes her head] At first he may be scandalized but once you explain it a little he will understand that's just how you and Yasuhiro are.

[a pair of immature dumbasses she means]

[bootyhunter]

Just don't tell him anything.

[He can't possibly know.

It would break his heart.]

'Kay?

[sixthnonsense]

[Hagakure leans in to watch this majestic bootilicious mural unfold...]

[bootyhunter]

[He's gonna turn around and spritz a little bit of Hagakure's shirt with that spraypaint in his hand hey bb!!!!]

[sixthnonsense]

[He yelps and jumps back a little, staring down at his freshly painted white shirt.]

Dee! That's never gonna come out now!

[At least it's just a random one from the department store, but still...]

this is horrifying i am banned permanently from the internet thank u and goodnight

[bootyhunter]

Maybe that's what I was plannin' all along.

[No it wasn't. Dandy hardly ever thinks before he acts- How do you think this unholy union came to be?!]

If that stain's not gonna come out, maybe the shirt should come off!

I dunno.

It's your call.

[sixthnonsense]

Oh.

[THAT'S ALL DANDY GETS FOR A MOMENT. Just. "Oh." Stew in it for how easily you breathed out that flirting!]

Maybe after we're done here. [wink wonk?] Probably for the best that I have some paintin' clothes anyway.

[bootyhunter]

[At that, he smiles and tilts his head. Disgusting- He is actually intrigued.]

So you like to paint?

You do seem like the artsy-fartsy type.

[sixthnonsense]

[He does a wishy-washy motion with his hand.]

Eh, sorta. I mostly do it for my craft, so nothin' like what I've been doing tonight.

[bootyhunter]

Your craft?

You mean for tellin' fortunes?

[Dandy's eyes beam with an innocent sort of curiosity. He genuinely wants to learn. This isn't his default dynamo mug, that's for sure.]

Hah.

I've been meanin' to ask you a bit more about that.

Palm readin' seems like a good excuse to just... Get to holdin' a lot of pretty girls' hands.

[sixthnonsense]

[Hagakure, meanwhile, grins at the opportunity to talk about his job! It's his livelihood, after all.

He pulls out his crystal ball to toy with it in his hands while he talks.]

Well, I can tell ya it works.

[Wink!]

But more than that, you'd be surprised by how relieving it can be to speak your woes and learn that it'll get better! Or worse, but hey. At least you know!

[Just go to therapy and not a fortune teller, people.]

Most of my fame comes from my ability to predict the future, though, not palm readin' or any of that.

[bootyhunter]

[sir, all this playing with balls right in front of the salad that is leafeon? ok]

Oh-ho! Okay, I see.

[He throws his hands up in the air, in a whimsical attempt to feign defeat.]

Don't mean to knock your bread n' butter, pal, but...

I've never really been into that sorta thing.

[he says this but is he lying or telling the truth it's all up in the air]

Isn't the surprise half the fun? Like, you don't know what's gonna happen in twenty years, or hell, even the next hour!

That's exciting, baby.

[specialyellthing]

Aw, hey. I'm proud! [she expected a dick...]

1/3

[bootyhunter]

[At Zinda's inquiry, Dandy looks first to his right-]

2/3

[bootyhunter]

[Then to his left-]

3/3

[bootyhunter]

[And then back to front and center.

After a series of slow blinks, he points to himself, aghast.]

You mean me?