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unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
dullshooter) wrote in unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
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let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]
[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]
Hey LOSERS!!!
Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some
VANDALISM
[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]
kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!
P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)
[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.
When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]
Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.
[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]
Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
Hey LOSERS!!!
Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some
VANDALISM
[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]
kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!
P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)
[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.
When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]
Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.
[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]
Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
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I am going to try doing one of those cool S-es Misfire put on the invitation.
[ He doesn't even know that people call it a cool S! That's just his instinctual descriptor word, apparently. ]
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[ He doesn't know what the Cool S was called either. Does it stand for anything? Is this the official logo of paint-based anarchy? ]
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[ He has already managed to mess this one up, probably because he has never had to use a spraypaint can in his long life before! ]