dullshooter: (love a good quest)
misfire ([personal profile] dullshooter) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
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let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]


Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
allatonce: (i rejected my own culture)

[personal profile] allatonce 2022-07-07 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's a football team. I think. I'm not actually sure?
hellaethics: (pic#15744662)

[personal profile] hellaethics 2022-07-07 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think there are any actual horses in the Colts...but I've been wrong before.
fuckingguy: (pic#15307450)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-07-07 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Are there at least jaguars in the Jacksonville jaguars? This is all very false advertising otherwise.
hellaethics: (pic#15751366)

[personal profile] hellaethics 2022-07-07 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
They used to but then the original Jaxson De Ville tried to eat the fullback's leg during half-time. So now they just have a guy in a big yellow and teal jaguar mascot suit.
allatonce: (like all americans)

[personal profile] allatonce 2022-07-07 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[??? ?? ??????? BUDDY SHE HAS SEEN SO MUCH IN THE UNIVERSE AND YET—]

Florida is a pocket dimenson. It's not real.
fuckingguy: (hot like wasabi when i bust rhymes)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-07-07 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ unironically nodding in the background as he notes this for the future— ]