dullshooter: (love a good quest)
misfire ([personal profile] dullshooter) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
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let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]


Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
specialyellthing: (than the one and only birds of prey)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-07 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, nothin worse than clammy hands——
fuckingguy: (pic#15794348)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-07-07 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, we are all a bit cool to the touch to begin with. [ SORRY... SORRY ZINDA..... ] So if you manage to stand out even amongst vampires, that is a real problem.
specialyellthing: (Men in tights come after you)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-07 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! You’re fine, Big Guy—- [and to make it a point? She’ll grab his hand.]
fuckingguy: (pic#15324869)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-07-07 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh — thank you. But if it ever does become an issue...

[ u kno, like if they happen to be having skin-to-skin contact, like this, in the future, ]
specialyellthing: (Its the dawn of a brand new day)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-07 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
It’s fine. Old women are always complainin’ about bein too hot. And I’m the hottest old lady out there.

[it’s hard to tell if she’s aware of what she’s saying?]
fuckingguy: (pic#15325733)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-07-07 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's just nodding in blithe agreement the whole time, though....... clearly it would be way more insulting and weird to point out that she's actually incredibly young compared to him! ]
specialyellthing: (bad boy don't miss)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-07 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[its sort of cute when he gets all quiet and tongue tied around her-- she just grins and keeps ahold of his hand for a while.]