let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[giddyundertaker]

[ ... Does he regret giving Hagakure such terrible ideas? The jury's out, honestly. ]

What is that supposed to be?

nsfw text

[sixthnonsense]

I mean, it should be obvious.

[It's a dick, Undertaker. He drew a dick up there.]

Yep, NSFW text.

[giddyundertaker]

[ Well, it could be a dick, but you must remember the Undertaker's eyesight isn't very good. That could be a dick, or a weird eel, or a blob that has some rude meaning over a century into the future. It's hard to tell from this angle! ]

Huh... Very creative design, there...

[ Does he sound more confused or sarcastic? Who knows? ]