let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[honeyedtea]

I, um– I don't think I quite know how to use one responsibly...

[ She's holding her hands up a little defensively as if Joy actually has her At Gunpoint ]

[allatonce]

That's the whole point of this, to be irresponsible.

[Zinda is here to be a good teen girl suite influence! Joy is here to be the bad one.]

[honeyedtea]

W–well, yes, but–

[ Quick. Think up an excuse. As fast as your brain will go. ]

I–I'm not quite sure I could be trusted not to mishandle it and to end up inconveniencing all of you rather than Fontaine...

[allatonce]

I mean, if you're sure but like. I don't really think it matters. This is like paintball: everyone's gonna get a little messy.

[She's not gonna make Mielle, but like. That seems like a really silly reason not to.]

[honeyedtea]

. . . This might be a foolish question, but am I supposed to know what paintball is?

[ sometimes y'all just Say Things ]

[allatonce]

That one's pretty self-explanatory, I thought. It's a game played with balls of paint. Usually a sort of simulated war game, but it can be played other ways too.

[She would have explained it more if she thought context didn't.]