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unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
dullshooter) wrote in unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
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let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]
[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]
Hey LOSERS!!!
Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some
VANDALISM
[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]
kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!
P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)
[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.
When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]
Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.
[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]
Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
Hey LOSERS!!!
Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some
VANDALISM
[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]
kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!
P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)
[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.
When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]
Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.
[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]
Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
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I'm dead serious, baby.
When it comes to matter to the booty-
[Isn't it "of the heart?!"]
I don't make too many jokes.
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Yeah, it was stupid of me to assume otherwise. But, like. The others are gonna hear??
[They are literally pressed up against each other, it's already too late. And yet he's desperately trying to find some kind of line to draw.]
nsfw ALSO
[He does hush his voice when he says this part, mostly to prevent Hakagure from going into cardiac arrest.]
They probably will.
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Not--
[Practically scream-whispering, because when will he ever learn to say things clearly enough for Dandy to not run with:]
I meant RIGHT NOW!!
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[Here, he's going to roughly tug on Hagakure's collar and gaze intensely into his eyes...]
Quit makin' a scene.
[All before leaning in to give him a peck on the lips. Just a peck!]
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O-Okay, okay... [His ensuing smile is a guilty one as he reflects on how much he was adding to the chaos.] My bad.
this is the cringiest yaoi bullshit im calling 911
[don't even want to entertain this tag with prose here bc it is just *[gagging sounds]
**not that kind of gagging]
Between the two of us, I'm pretty sure I'm the bad boy.