let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[honeyedtea]

... it's as good an excuse as any, I suppose...

[ She sighs, evidently resigning herself to some degree of nonsense. ]

And if we're all getting involved, it would be quite boorish to just linger on the sidelines...

[sastruga]

Mm... Then, Mielle-san...

[She just sort of. Hands Mielle another can.]

Would you prefer to paint, or learn how to aim?

[honeyedtea]

[ And Mielle immediately grips it with the sort of gravity that would imply she's just been handed, like. A grenade. ]

I think painting might be a bit easier...

[ You know. On her poor heart. ]

[sastruga]

I think that's a good choice. It's more artistry than vandalism, really. Besides, it isn't as if anyone but us is using all of this, right?

[So like. May as well do what they want.

And apparently what they all want is chaos.]

[honeyedtea]

You have a point. It's not as though we'll do each other any harm with a bit of... redecorating?

[ Meanwhile, just offscreen: Hagakure hanging up his EAT ASS decorations. ]

Where should we start?

[sastruga]

Good question. Hmm... Are there any designs in particular you like?

[aren't you just doing arts and crafts now....]

[honeyedtea]

[ it's just painting! totally normal and acceptable activities for a young lady. ]

I suppose... flowers, perhaps? And they might be a bit easier to paint with these cans... the shapes are simpler.

[sastruga]

Ah... Flowers, mm?

[She can't help but be reminded of Ena, a little.]

I think that's a great idea. It might make things look a little cheerier.

[honeyedtea]

It would certainly be difficult to make things much worse.

[ You know she's right!!! ]

But... that's a question. What sort of flowers do you like best?