let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[pairtner]

This would be more effective if we could leave our mark in the Mayor's office.

[Alas, one can dream]

[capreelcious]

Heh, seriously. Though somethin' tells me he's too much of a coward to ever get that close to us in the first place.

[pairtner]

People like him are always cowards. Self-preservations is their priority, and to achieve it they will do everything in their power to keep their distance.

It won't last forever.

[The least that will happen to the Mayor is him getting splattered with paint]

[capreelcious]

Yyyup. I'm gonna squeeze him if he decides to show his face around here. Or if I manage to find him, whatever comes first.