let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[pairtner]

It's not for nothing I'm a miracle of technology.

[Preen more, Aiba, why don't you, hah]

I would offer you blueprints of my workings...if your world has the capacity to create a machine such as myself.

[Apparently she's feeling generous, yup]

[howveryglib]

I am not entirely certain we could manage at present, but I find myself doubting that fact would discourage the individuals I am thinking of. They would likely find the challenge extremely exciting, if anything.

[pairtner]

Is that so? It's probable nobody will reach the brilliance of my design, but if something good can come from anything like me existing, I would...be willing to give some details.

[Oh yeah, definitely in a good mood. Casual destruction must really be something that makes her giddy, haha]

[howveryglib]

…

I cannot tell if Nero would be fond of your personality or if he would be more likely to lock horns with you…

[pairtner]

My personality is better than a few other AI-Balls I'm aware of. I know of one who is as painfully perverted as Dandy is.

[Thanks, -nirvanA Initiative-]

[howveryglib]

…

As much as I do not wish for anyone to be in our present situation… I must admit, I am glad there are not two of them.

[tama: hey we’re really wet… down there…]

[pairtner]

["The bathysphere is kind of lewd", haha. She would point at something every week and comment it was highly erotic]

My partner Date would have been just as bad...but perhaps he would have gotten us out. Whenever he sees a porno magazine he gains superhuman abilities -- and I'm aware there's one somewhere in this city.

[ways to break the murdergame: give date a porno mag. everyone will be out within a minute]

[howveryglib]

…

I… see?

[no he doesn’t.]

…

I… see.