let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[inaclearing]

They say that's what abstract art is for.

[Brett's enough of an artist, if not a visual one, to figure that's not really fair...but also who cares really, anything is art.]

[pairtner]

[Alright! Let her get the biggest brush she can find, and then begin splattering the wall with paint! Since she has her paws full, she fires up the ol' reliable human projection so Brett doesn't have to talk to the real form while she's busy]

Perhaps I should grab an entire can of paint and launch it against the wall! The resulting stain will represent our boundless determination to break free of the Mayor's constraints!

[She has absolutely no idea how it could represent that but hey, it's abstract, she can say literally anything and it will work!]

[inaclearing]

[Brett laughs. She's right!]

Yes! That's absolutely what that means!

[pairtner]

If only such a defiant statement could be done inside his own home. That would emphasize that point so well he wouldn't be able to get it out of his mind.

[inaclearing]

Yeah, there's no rule against vandalizing his property! We could just irritate him to death, if he were around.