let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[dullshooter]

[There we go...climb on out of your pit of despair. Misfire'll get up too.]

I'm sure a wolf wouldn't be too hard - if you think about it, they're just a bunch of pointy bits.

[howveryglib]

………………

They are far more difficult than one would think…

[dullshooter]

Aw, c’mon, we’ve got a near-infinite canvas here! No harm in giving it a try.

[howveryglib]

...well. I will... do my best.

[so. um. he tries something.]



[...........................]

[dullshooter]

Uh.

[Hm.]

Er.

[He pats Gaius' shoulder with a nod.]

You tried, and that's all that matters.

[howveryglib]

...

This is why I went for a simple round thing...

[dullshooter]

Look, it's close enough! You got the pointy bits down!

[howveryglib]

That is the only thing, though…

[dullshooter]

So that’s the first step! One thing down, now…an indistinct number of them left to go.

[howveryglib]

I... do not believe it is the hobby for me.

[dullshooter]

That’s not a very dadly attitude to have. Shouldn’t you be saying ‘keep trying at it, and it’s the fun that counts’?

[howveryglib]

I would probably be more encouraging with some other than myself, but I cannot say I enjoy making embarrassingly bad art.

[dullshooter]

I enjoy you making embarrassingly bad art. Maybe you need to stop thinking about yourself.

[howveryglib]

In this situation I am perfectly fine with being selfish.

[dullshooter]

Wow. Cold much?

[howveryglib]

I have been extraordinarily permissive here as it is. You ought to be glad you have gotten this much.

[dullshooter]

You can’t fault me for trying to take all I can get.

[Said with the most “I have never done anything wrong in my life” tone]

[howveryglib]

You have made an impressive attempt, at least. I cannot fault you for that.