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unknownseas2022-07-13 05:25 pm
fuckingguy) wrote in unknownseas2022-07-13 05:25 pm
plan all your moves in advance (week 5 meeting)
[ So, it's Wednesday, and we're having a meeting in the bathroom of the bowling alley.
Jonathan is the one who initially attempts to set said meeting up, and perhaps that's how you found out about this! But while he's putting the gathering together, his efforts come up against (read: are viciously hijacked by) several other people's similar ideas, and, somehow, this ends up organically manifesting itself. No invitations are sent; word of mouth serves instead. If you aren't given warning ahead of time, by Wednesday afternoon, it's kind of a gimme; many of the people still alive are suddenly absent, and of those who remain, at least two are actively suggesting everyone else head over to the bowling alley bathroom. Zinda's methods are probably less Like This, but Nandor's... ]
Bathroom safety meeting! Bathroom safety meeting, everyone! Follow me, please, we are having it in a more amenable space.
[ And he will absolutely not take no for an answer and keep following people around until they comply, so unless you slam the suite door in his face (valid), the path of least resistance is probably just going! The bathroom, once you show up, is a far cry from the garden party or even the changing room get-together on week 3. Dandy and Misfire (?) have instruments, which they are playing annoyingly, but that seems to be about it as far as outside preparations go. ]
Good; that is all of us, and now we can begin. [ Whether this is actually all of them or not is irrelevant! He clears his throat. ] As you may have realized... there is no bathroom safety meeting. That was but a ruse, crafted to conceal our secret meeting, and now we are going to discuss what we have discovered over the past two weeks and how we will go about unleashing utter destruction on Fontaine.
[ You also might simply be in the bowling alley already and need to use the restroom. That is entirely possible, and if so, tough luck. ]
So, uh, what have we got?
Jonathan is the one who initially attempts to set said meeting up, and perhaps that's how you found out about this! But while he's putting the gathering together, his efforts come up against (read: are viciously hijacked by) several other people's similar ideas, and, somehow, this ends up organically manifesting itself. No invitations are sent; word of mouth serves instead. If you aren't given warning ahead of time, by Wednesday afternoon, it's kind of a gimme; many of the people still alive are suddenly absent, and of those who remain, at least two are actively suggesting everyone else head over to the bowling alley bathroom. Zinda's methods are probably less Like This, but Nandor's... ]
Bathroom safety meeting! Bathroom safety meeting, everyone! Follow me, please, we are having it in a more amenable space.
[ And he will absolutely not take no for an answer and keep following people around until they comply, so unless you slam the suite door in his face (valid), the path of least resistance is probably just going! The bathroom, once you show up, is a far cry from the garden party or even the changing room get-together on week 3. Dandy and Misfire (?) have instruments, which they are playing annoyingly, but that seems to be about it as far as outside preparations go. ]
Good; that is all of us, and now we can begin. [ Whether this is actually all of them or not is irrelevant! He clears his throat. ] As you may have realized... there is no bathroom safety meeting. That was but a ruse, crafted to conceal our secret meeting, and now we are going to discuss what we have discovered over the past two weeks and how we will go about unleashing utter destruction on Fontaine.
[ You also might simply be in the bowling alley already and need to use the restroom. That is entirely possible, and if so, tough luck. ]
So, uh, what have we got?
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[Joy, don't tease Mielle—]
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Oh hell to the yeah.
1/3??
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done..........
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That's the thing I really don't get about the olden days- What's the harm in showin' everybody a little love, huh? Warm and in the flesh!
It's not like those feelings weren't there in the first place! I mean, look at all those pages upon pages of lustful poetry that all those dead guys left behind! Geez.
And that was the stuff they thought was cool to show the public, right? Well, mostly.
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[makes it worse]
You can run, but you can't hide from a bad case of the feefees, babe! Try and stow 'em away in the deep recesses of your throbbin' heart, and they'll just about blow up in your face later.
Plus, the reason we're all in here anyway is 'cause it's the most private spot in the whole damn place!
Look, you've had a lot on your plate up until now, right?
Maybe try not to think too hard about somethin' good for a change.
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[She says this with an air of "I have done this and it fucking sucked."]
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[Just saying. Also she says all of that without pausing to breathe.]
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[ there are SO MANY THINGS she needs to object to in that sentence alone that she doesn't even know where to start. Just look at her short circuit. ]
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[Wait sorry she was working on her list and is only now tuning back in, what's this about homosexual behavior.
Surely not something she, from a canon full of 90% cute girls, knows anything about.]
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Mafuyu, this– they're just misunderstanding, aren't they?!
[ GIRL HELP ]
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I mean... we haven't, have we?
[IS SHE NOT SURE???]
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HAVE WE?!
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[SHE IS OUT OF HER DEPTH]
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Okay. Look: when she holds your hand, do you feel warm and like flowers blooming in spring? It feels light and effervescent and you think you could live forever in that moment, nobody but you and her, because that's all you need.
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[Once again, I must specify: this is not a gagtag.]
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[ she appears to be, as the kids say, going thru it ]
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