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unknownseas2022-07-13 05:25 pm
fuckingguy) wrote in unknownseas2022-07-13 05:25 pm
plan all your moves in advance (week 5 meeting)
[ So, it's Wednesday, and we're having a meeting in the bathroom of the bowling alley.
Jonathan is the one who initially attempts to set said meeting up, and perhaps that's how you found out about this! But while he's putting the gathering together, his efforts come up against (read: are viciously hijacked by) several other people's similar ideas, and, somehow, this ends up organically manifesting itself. No invitations are sent; word of mouth serves instead. If you aren't given warning ahead of time, by Wednesday afternoon, it's kind of a gimme; many of the people still alive are suddenly absent, and of those who remain, at least two are actively suggesting everyone else head over to the bowling alley bathroom. Zinda's methods are probably less Like This, but Nandor's... ]
Bathroom safety meeting! Bathroom safety meeting, everyone! Follow me, please, we are having it in a more amenable space.
[ And he will absolutely not take no for an answer and keep following people around until they comply, so unless you slam the suite door in his face (valid), the path of least resistance is probably just going! The bathroom, once you show up, is a far cry from the garden party or even the changing room get-together on week 3. Dandy and Misfire (?) have instruments, which they are playing annoyingly, but that seems to be about it as far as outside preparations go. ]
Good; that is all of us, and now we can begin. [ Whether this is actually all of them or not is irrelevant! He clears his throat. ] As you may have realized... there is no bathroom safety meeting. That was but a ruse, crafted to conceal our secret meeting, and now we are going to discuss what we have discovered over the past two weeks and how we will go about unleashing utter destruction on Fontaine.
[ You also might simply be in the bowling alley already and need to use the restroom. That is entirely possible, and if so, tough luck. ]
So, uh, what have we got?
Jonathan is the one who initially attempts to set said meeting up, and perhaps that's how you found out about this! But while he's putting the gathering together, his efforts come up against (read: are viciously hijacked by) several other people's similar ideas, and, somehow, this ends up organically manifesting itself. No invitations are sent; word of mouth serves instead. If you aren't given warning ahead of time, by Wednesday afternoon, it's kind of a gimme; many of the people still alive are suddenly absent, and of those who remain, at least two are actively suggesting everyone else head over to the bowling alley bathroom. Zinda's methods are probably less Like This, but Nandor's... ]
Bathroom safety meeting! Bathroom safety meeting, everyone! Follow me, please, we are having it in a more amenable space.
[ And he will absolutely not take no for an answer and keep following people around until they comply, so unless you slam the suite door in his face (valid), the path of least resistance is probably just going! The bathroom, once you show up, is a far cry from the garden party or even the changing room get-together on week 3. Dandy and Misfire (?) have instruments, which they are playing annoyingly, but that seems to be about it as far as outside preparations go. ]
Good; that is all of us, and now we can begin. [ Whether this is actually all of them or not is irrelevant! He clears his throat. ] As you may have realized... there is no bathroom safety meeting. That was but a ruse, crafted to conceal our secret meeting, and now we are going to discuss what we have discovered over the past two weeks and how we will go about unleashing utter destruction on Fontaine.
[ You also might simply be in the bowling alley already and need to use the restroom. That is entirely possible, and if so, tough luck. ]
So, uh, what have we got?
mods i cannot believe you're making me do this
... Also can we play it in the blu-ray player? That's not in the bathroom but.]
we didnt make you do this but here we are anyway
this is cyberbullying
[She's just gonna open it and inspect the insert. Is there anything to actually, like, note here? Yes, Joy also read seminal classic comic Scott Pilgrim.]
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Oh, that's weird. This... is from here? It was manufactured in New Rapture, it says. [She seems genuinely confused by this.] But this band is from—Canada.
[She almost said "a movie," oops.]
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["""Canada"""]
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[look thus wasn’t any kind of theory, this is Brett having freaked out alone over fourth-wall stuff for like a month]
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[She holds up the booklet for the CD.]
Worlds are like sheets of paper. Stacked on top of each other but not inhibiting the same space. It's weird enough that we're all here from across the multiverse. It's weirder still that they seem to have been building a world where a lot of world converged.
[Joy frowns.]
That... that can cause problems, in the long term.
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[are any of the quasi-fictional people even still listening to them]