bathymetric: (R3 Mods)
Unknown Seas Mods / NPCs ([personal profile] bathymetric) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-06-12 10:14 am
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And with the sweat of your brow...

Fun Fact: Did you know that if the multiverse is real, there could be an almost infinite square mileage of completely unexplored ocean out there?

No reason.

...

You wake in one of 25 rooms with a sense of unease that doesn't quite track with how nice the accommodations are. Maybe it has something to do with the giant window leading out to the sea. The temperature is low, which might make you wish you had woken up under the luxurious covers instead of atop them. The lights, too, are low. But next to your bed is a small personal radio, and it's playing a song for you. There's also a small note printed on folded cardstock next to it.

Dear Prospective Citizen,

Welcome to the Helios Suites at New Rapture. The time should currently be 12:00 PM. Please take a moment to get your bearings and become acquainted with your new environment, then meet in the hotel lobby at 1:30 PM sharp for an orientation with Mayor Fontaine.


With only that for guidance, there's only the one thing to do: get out there and start exploring... well, it's hardly a full city, but it's something! And in the halls (or on the wall of your suite or the lobby), you very well may find up to 24 other captives.

What you do until your meeting with Mayor Fontaine, well... that's up to you. Every room certainly gives you something to talk about.
onemillion: (☆ 60)

[personal profile] onemillion 2022-06-12 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[...probably tbh

Anyway, that gets Rossiu's expression to lighten up a bit. That's almost a smile!! Wow!!!]


That makes two of us.

[And a joke???? What is the world coming to.]
dullshooter: (loser)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-06-12 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Woah!!! Progress!!! Maybe we can get him to go all the way. Eventually.]

Then there's hope yet.

[He gives Rossiu a pat on the back. It's not as painful as you'd expect from a guy made of metal, but it's not great.]

What's your name, loser?
onemillion: (☆ 87)

[personal profile] onemillion 2022-06-12 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[lbr he's probably had worse from kamina. or simon. or kittan. or..... like anyone he knows, really.]

Rossiu. If the information listed about us is correct, you're Misfire?
dullshooter: (generalise much)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-06-13 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sure am. I'm pretty impressed they even got our nicknames, but no-one really calls me anything else after the trial.

[He says that, then realises he should elaborate.]

It's a long story.

[Pause.]

Actually - it's not. If you've seen my title, which, if you looked at the profiles, you probably have, you can put two and two together and get a pretty good idea of where it came from. [He barely leaves any space for Roissu to do that before explaining-] One machine gun. Twelve dead decepticons. One huge misunderstanding.

[He scrunches his face up in thought.]

Come to think of it, what's the point of those things, anyway? The titles. Apart from potential public humiliation. Maybe it's all public humiliation.
onemillion: (☆ 76)

[personal profile] onemillion 2022-06-13 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[That was a lot of information and barely any time to process it, but that might be for the best considering Rossiu is going to spend so much time later looking at this conversation and going "????????????"]

I couldn't say for sure, as many of them are entirely meaningless to me. I have no idea what my own is supposed to mean.

[gurren lagann has no trolleys and therefore no trolley problems, in this essay i will—]

Though given the way many of the profiles are worded... I think you may be right.

[It's definitely public humiliation.]
dullshooter: (get a load of this guy)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-06-13 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah that's about standard for a conversation with Misfire. Good luck to you, future Rossiu.]

Geez, we're getting extremely lavish treatment and being made fun of at the same time - what're we even meant to take from that?
onemillion: (☆ 76)

[personal profile] onemillion 2022-06-13 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...That they hold all the power here and can treat us however they please?

[Maybe there is no logic in this.]
dullshooter: (ewwwwwww)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-06-13 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
There are better ways to show that, I'm sure.

[Though...]

Worse ways, too. Way worse. At least we're not getting flagellated.

[Yet.]
onemillion: (☆ 20)

[personal profile] onemillion 2022-06-13 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[eeeesh....]

Yes, I will certainly take whatever these attempts are over... that.
dullshooter: (smugfire)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-06-14 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
We should probably enjoy this before it starts.

[It being the flagellating.]
onemillion: (☆ 07)

[personal profile] onemillion 2022-06-15 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
I sincerely hope we will not have to worry about that.

[...But that's not a no.]
dullshooter: (side)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-06-15 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You seen those rules? I wouldn't write it off.
onemillion: (☆ 85)

[personal profile] onemillion 2022-06-15 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it would be foolish to ignore it. I'm aware that we may be looking at a truly difficult situation here soon.
dullshooter: (i was aiming for the other guy)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-06-16 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Yyyyeah, it's true, Roissu's got a point, but now they're just starting to sound too serious for Misfire's liking.]

Until then, though - emphasis on the 'until' - we should milk this place for what it's worth. Take the fancy food and run.