bathymetric: (R3 Mods)
Unknown Seas Mods / NPCs ([personal profile] bathymetric) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-06-12 10:14 am
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And with the sweat of your brow...

Fun Fact: Did you know that if the multiverse is real, there could be an almost infinite square mileage of completely unexplored ocean out there?

No reason.

...

You wake in one of 25 rooms with a sense of unease that doesn't quite track with how nice the accommodations are. Maybe it has something to do with the giant window leading out to the sea. The temperature is low, which might make you wish you had woken up under the luxurious covers instead of atop them. The lights, too, are low. But next to your bed is a small personal radio, and it's playing a song for you. There's also a small note printed on folded cardstock next to it.

Dear Prospective Citizen,

Welcome to the Helios Suites at New Rapture. The time should currently be 12:00 PM. Please take a moment to get your bearings and become acquainted with your new environment, then meet in the hotel lobby at 1:30 PM sharp for an orientation with Mayor Fontaine.


With only that for guidance, there's only the one thing to do: get out there and start exploring... well, it's hardly a full city, but it's something! And in the halls (or on the wall of your suite or the lobby), you very well may find up to 24 other captives.

What you do until your meeting with Mayor Fontaine, well... that's up to you. Every room certainly gives you something to talk about.
withagun: (was just a roll of the dice?)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-14 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah. Oh no. That isn't what he expected at all. (Though he should have, honestly Hodaka, you're a very damp boy-)

Hodaka fights back a pout and shakes his head. ]


I just got caught out in the rain. [ Just. But it's not a very suspicious thing to say. This man doesn't look Japanese, but it sounds like he's speaking it to Hodaka's ears—and everyone in Japan knows that the rainfall levels have been "off the charts" as of late. ]

I guess I'm just...not dry yet.
fuckingguy: (pic#15313182)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-14 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, obviously. [ Nandor pauses, looking slightly perturbed as he studies the full extent of Hodaka's drowned rat situation, before continuing. ] We have a change of clothes in our suites. You should really go get a towel and put on something dry before the meeting, otherwise you are going to catch the cold of death.

[ Turns of phrase are not his strong suit! But nagging? Nagging is number one, baby. ]

Also you are dripping onto the carpet, and mold is probably gonna be a big issue down here... moisture and all.
withagun: (or if it's up to the gods)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-14 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Great. A nagging adult. Hodaka’s mouth twists to a very small frown. ]

You’re worried about mold? We’ve woken up in a weird underwater place…and you’re worried about mold?
fuckingguy: (pic#15307453)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-15 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ You can truly see the ???? ??????? ??????????? written on his face. ]

Hey, I do also care about the mass abduction, okay?! You can worry about more than one thing.
withagun: (and everyone is giving up)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-15 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
But what's your priority?

[ That frown's now paired with a scrutinizing narrow of his eyes. ]
fuckingguy: (pic#15311835)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-16 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ hold on he's thinking about this!!!

like sincerely that is the tag, he's just kind of staring with a grimace while trying to process what his priority is here. and due to dark existential vampire reasons, well... he's not coming up with much of anything. but also he's never going to vocalize that, so all hodaka is getting here is an ostensible 40 year old buffering silently in response to a perfectly reasonable question! ]
withagun: (but even if you look away)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-16 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ ........................... ]

Sssssir...?

[ He waves a hand slowly in front of Nador's face. ]
fuckingguy: (pic#15263306)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-16 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY DEFENSIVE: ]

I am thinking about it!!
withagun: (arguments that never clear)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-16 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ fdjsiaofewa!!! ]

Okay!!! Sorry!!

[ Hodaka is startld! ]
fuckingguy: (pic#15267344)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-17 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
It is just hard to concentrate when there is all this yelling!

[ He started any and all yelling! And continued it! His voice is pitching down now, but technically he still is doing it! But he appears to be focusing up, which is, uh... not necessarily a positive or a negative... ]

Yes. Yes, you are right. [ Nandor clenches one fist, raising his hand exclusively so he can dramatically bring it back down again. ] The most important thing right now is to find the one who did this to us and unleash hell!
withagun: (was just a roll of the dice?)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-18 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo- you... [ He's about to point out this fact but lets himself trail off instead. ]

O- kay, that's...good to hear. We- everyone should be...on the same page like that.

[ He's speaking quietly. In hopes that Nandor takes the hint to stop yelling. Please take the hint to stop yelling. ]
fuckingguy: (pic#15691292)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-19 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes... [ He's finally at speaking voice level again, thank god. ] We must use all the tools we have at our disposal. Our weapons are few, but we shall work as one!

[ Only at this moment does he realize Hodaka has a handcuff on! His response to noticing this is to nod approvingly. ]

Good idea, you can use that to bludgeon him.
Edited 2022-06-19 12:59 (UTC)
withagun: (i need to know 🌧️)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-19 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
—I can what?! H-hold on, wouldn't that be kinda dangerous 'nd unpredictable?!

[ Just swinging a free hanging handcuff like that?! ]
fuckingguy: (pic#15267343)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-21 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it not the same basic principle as using a flail?

[ You know, like all the kids are still doing these days! ]
Edited 2022-06-21 20:43 (UTC)
withagun: (beyond destiny ☔)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-21 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And, Hodaka's impassioned response: ]

I'm sixteen! I've never used a flail!
fuckingguy: (pic#15267353)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-21 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... Really?

[ The man's arms rise awkwardly to his sides in a posture that makes no sense, but somehow communicates the general vibe of being genuinely perplexed. ]

I mean, no, it's not the most efficient... still, I certainly had when I was your age. What melee weapons do you know how to use?
withagun: (because of the summer cold)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-22 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't...use melee weapons. That's generally frowned upon in polite society, sir.

[ Hodaka sounds completely exhausted. ]
fuckingguy: (pic#15307450)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-22 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Nandor. [ He just adds it like a casual aside — you know, the way he could have at any point earlier in conversation with this child! And just didn't! ] Anyway, we are not in polite society, we're at the bottom of the ocean.
withagun: (or if it's up to the gods)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-06-23 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Why did it take this long for him to learn this. Why. ]

I- know, that's what I'm trying to... that's why I don't know how to use any melee weapons, Nandor-san. We don't use them. This is an outlier.
fuckingguy: (gotta see the show)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-27 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well... that is a major oversight in the education system.
withagun: (just a bit more 🌩️)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-07-02 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding...

[ This is the worst and he is done with this conversation- ]
fuckingguy: (it's been 3 days since the afternoon)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-07-02 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DON'T FORGET TO TOWEL OFF, HODAKA!! ]
withagun: (let's go ☔)

[personal profile] withagun 2022-07-02 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YOU'RE NOT HIS REAL DAD!!!! ]