bathymetric: (R3 Mods)
Unknown Seas Mods / NPCs ([personal profile] bathymetric) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-06-12 10:14 am
Entry tags:

And with the sweat of your brow...

Fun Fact: Did you know that if the multiverse is real, there could be an almost infinite square mileage of completely unexplored ocean out there?

No reason.

...

You wake in one of 25 rooms with a sense of unease that doesn't quite track with how nice the accommodations are. Maybe it has something to do with the giant window leading out to the sea. The temperature is low, which might make you wish you had woken up under the luxurious covers instead of atop them. The lights, too, are low. But next to your bed is a small personal radio, and it's playing a song for you. There's also a small note printed on folded cardstock next to it.

Dear Prospective Citizen,

Welcome to the Helios Suites at New Rapture. The time should currently be 12:00 PM. Please take a moment to get your bearings and become acquainted with your new environment, then meet in the hotel lobby at 1:30 PM sharp for an orientation with Mayor Fontaine.


With only that for guidance, there's only the one thing to do: get out there and start exploring... well, it's hardly a full city, but it's something! And in the halls (or on the wall of your suite or the lobby), you very well may find up to 24 other captives.

What you do until your meeting with Mayor Fontaine, well... that's up to you. Every room certainly gives you something to talk about.
fuckingguy: (pic#15324880)

cw it's what we do in the shadows medieval war crimes

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-17 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Not much to tell, really... I mean, you pillage one village, you've pillaged them all. [ Waving a hand dismissively-- ] Not literally, of course, but you understand what I mean. Mostly you got a lot of fire, a lot of trampling... lot of screaming peasants.
dullshooter: (from the back)

Continuing on with the above

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-06-17 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, yeah, of course.

[He also waves a hand dismissively.]

But surely there’s some memorable exploits in there, right? ‘Top 10’ pillaging moments?
fuckingguy: (one week since)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-17 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And, for no apparent reason, a shadow passes over his face. It's clearly not because of the atrocities he's committed, since he was just so blase about them! ]

Iiii am kind of tapped out on pillaging stories at the moment.

[ Is that all he is ever going to do, even in an underwater hotel with whatever the fuck a Cybertronian is? Recount the same tales of his exploits over and over again into eternity? Pathetic. ]
dullshooter: (side)

[personal profile] dullshooter 2022-06-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...Fair enough. I imagine it must get pretty old after the first hundred or so years.
fuckingguy: (pic#15291792)

[personal profile] fuckingguy 2022-06-18 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This utterance, somehow, starts as a low sigh and turns into a: ] Yes.

[ And then, either because he realizes he's just openly admitted to being hundreds of years old (it's not this, this hasn't even occurred to him) or because he assumes Misfire doesn't give a shit, he starts walking away. ]

Anyway. I will see you in, eh, thirty minutes or some shit.